Since I'm beyond rational thought at this point with anticipation of a Gopher win tonight I say that somehow, someway, hell or highwater, Hoffarber is the man tonight!
But instead of doing it on his behind like he did in high school, he's going to hit the shot while falling out of bounds with his back to the basket and throwing the ball over his head. His momentum will take him into the stands and he'll run into Gene Keady. But fear not, the comb over won't be touched!