Describe the Gophers loss to Iowa in 1 sentence

[gopher7]

Do multiple run on sentences count?

 

[Mr. 131]

PJ’s fear of Iowa infects the entire operation.

 

[FinnGopher]

I walked away after the 1st quarter and had a better afternoon.

 

[everybody knows my name]

One week after dominating the Huskers, the Gopher comprehensively and inexplicably tanked.

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Typical

 

[howeda7]

Angry college team plays a lackluster jr college team.

Why were they angry? Having to live in Iowa?

 

[gopherphil]

Got better things to do than watch this crap. I noticed it early…

 

[Texan Gopher]

I have never been anally raped in prison but this is what it must feel like.

 

[gopherbadgerman]

Fucking horrible.

 

[BarnBurner]

Shit sandwich.

Witnessed it in person.

 

[Stuff]

Witnessed it in person.

Brutal

 

[Mr. 131]

I have never been anally raped in prison but this is what it must feel like.

Ok you annoyed me, but now you made me laugh. I’m so confused.

 

[Raindog4]

The presser won’t be for everyone.

 

[1983]

Expected.

 

[akgo4]

Pj crapped the bed.....

 

[Gopherchase]

PJ has benefitted from the fall of teams like Nebraska, Northwestern, and Wisconsin and additions of crappy teams to the B1G such as Rutgers, Maryland, and UCLA, but when faced with teams with experienced coaches and real teams he craps his pants.

This.

 

[caliGopher]

Due to unknown circumstances, the role of the Minnesota Gopher Football Team will be filled by Northwestern State University this afternoon.

 

[Whytetale]

I keep feeling like Charlie Brown.

 

[Some Day...Maybe]

Looked like a professional team against a bunch of ragtag college kids.

 

[Drake University Gopher]

Typical game after a big win.

So very Minnesotan…