This is good humor
What was his record at Northwestern again? He is an Iowa grad and a Hawkeye through and through. What part about he tried to sue or put out the theory that he would sue the Vikings ownership over imagnined interference with his coaching job and his relationship with the Twin Cities media makes you think he would be a good candidate for the Gophers. He does fit one of AD Maturi's goals in that he does understand the culture here and his wife is from here.
No, gonna have to pass on this suggestion.