"Darkness Warshed Over The Dude . . .

[spermophilus]

. . . darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom."

 

[Goph4phan]

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this Gopher team could play so poorly.

 

[McLovin]

The gophers peed on my F*&*ing rug.

 

[achiever]

The dude abides

 

[ShowinGoldyLove]

You want a toe? The Gophers can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, they can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

 

[Juicer]

"Lawrence Westbrook, you're unbelievable man!"

"Don't worry, they're just Badgers (nihilists). They're not violent."

 

[Zeppelin Gopher]

Tubby is outta his element

 

[KD6-3.7]

johnson?

 

[Gold Vision]

Hey, nice Marmot!