Coaching Haiku

[RodentRampage]

At this stage, there is little left but Haiku.

We need a new coach.
There are so many rumors.
None of them are true.

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Hire a big name coach?
Or hire an up and comer?
They are all risky.

****

How long will we wait?
Trusted sources tell us things.
But we don't trust them.

****

Will we win more games
Good chance we will be better.
Can't wait till next year.

 

[50PoundHead]

Effort must be made
To keep my blood pressure down
Twitter should be banned

 

[GVBadger]

No need to worry.
After Punky, bar is low.
Coaching will improve.

 

[FreakyDeke]

Hire a big name coach?
Or hire an up and comer?
They are all risky.

Hire is a word
That contains two syllables.
Someone tell Rampage.

I'm just messing with you, RR!

 

[Rescooter]

Coaching Carousel
Who is on and who is off
Fans going crazy

Get back to work now
Quit reading Blogs and Twitter
Says my angry boss

A List or B List
No Brewster types allowed
Be smart Maturi

 

[MKE_Gopher]

My wife doesn't like
That I refresh Gopherhole
Fifty times a day

 

[mplsbadger]

My wife doesn't like
That I refresh Gopherhole
Fifty times a day

. Love it

 

[RodentRampage]

Hire can be two
There is some disagreement
Hire can be just one

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There once was man he
was not from Nantucket
Not a limerick

 

[Bo Darville]

Hark! There was a tweet,
No, not from a little bird,
Who is Fedora?

 

[FreakyDeke]

Hire can be two
There is some disagreement
Hire can be just one

Well played.

 

[Jike Spingleton]

Bielema's a d0uche
Who wears a Hawkeye tramp stamp
Let's go TCU

 

[Too Long in the Wasteland]

Hit refresh button
its all BS nothing new
back to work ratf@#k

 

[Tater]

Nothing will happen
Until December 16th
Hoke's buyout lowers

 

[Wahoo McDaniel]

Haiku

Maturi no good
Coaching search going nowhere
Who the hell wants job?