Caption contest - pic of Sid walking out of Claeys press conference

[Stan]

I saw Gopher Lady tweeted this out.

 

[All Golden All Gopher]

This isn't the Tim Brewster press conference.

 

[goldyspop]

"I have to poop!"

 

[Dr.Don]

"I wish I could have heard what he said."

 

[Rescooter]

Having had hearing aid issues, Sid dejectedly walks out realizing it was "PRESS Conference", not the "Breast Conference".

 

[zman]

"I have to poop!"

"I just pooped."

 

[short ornery norwegian]

"Where's Bernie Bierman?"

 

[AuEGO4]

"That pizza gave me the walking farts."

 

[beavergopher]

"I have to poop!"

"Saying goodbye to a close personal friend."

 

[DoubleB]

who am I? where am I? where did Bobby Knight; my close personal friend, go?

 

[RodentRampage]

They put hard stuff in my oatmeal...

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[Lakeville Goldy]

I thought it was MY press conference? Ooops...

 

[GreasyGopher]

ZOMBIE!!!

 

[short ornery norwegian]

How did I wind up with Columbo's jacket?

 

[Dr.Don]

I am practicing the Disco. Left foot, disco here. Right foot, disco there. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

 

[SelectionSunday]

Oops, I ...

A couple folks have already gone in that direction, but I'm reminded of a Saturday Night Live commercial skit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs

 

[retrogoldy]

This isn't Kansas.

 

[bleedsmaroonandgold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2TNkq5k-H8

"I just threw up"
"Where?"
"In my pants"

 

[positively4thstreet]

Somebody told him he was picking up the check.

 

[GopherinPhilly]

I'm the roughest, toughest, mean ol’ hombre to ever jump a claim. I’ve ventured far and wide in my travels, be it by air, land or sea. I’ve been a pirate, a prospector, a sports reporter and a gunslinger, to name but a few. North, south, east, and western Minnesota, it seems no matter where destiny takes me, there he be, the thorn in my side … that same ol’ red faced, hot chile having, hyperbole spewing, long faced hombre … goes by the name-a-Tim Brewster.

 

[zman]

"Saying goodbye to a close personal friend."

Outstanding.

 

[saintpaulguy]

Ponder, Ponder, Ponder !

 

[GopherinPhilly]

I saw Gopher Lady tweeted this out.

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Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

 

[MrC]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


As much as Sid makes me crazy, the above quote from Dylan Thomas is meant with respect.

 

[WAGopher]

If I sneak out early, I won't have to give Claeys my Murray's gift certificate.

 

[tinyarch]

"Anyone care to buy some watches...?"

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curmudgeon!"

 

[MilesTones]

Someone photo-shopped a homeless man into the press conference!

 

[e.bigelow]

"I need a burrito"

 

[jaymil]

Who the **** is this guy? I'm outta here.