Bracket Q & A with Art Vandelay

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Q: Are the #1 seeds accurate?

A: The Big East getting 3 #1 seeds is a bit ridiculous, but at the end of the day, who else deserves a #1 seed besides Memphis? I guess I can't argue with the selection committee here. The difference between a #1 and #2 isn't that big of deal anyways...

Q: What team(s) got screwed in the seeding?

A: Butler: They’ve been a Top 25 team all year and they get a #9 seed? They should’ve been a #6 at worst, instead they’re in the dreaded 8/9 game. Ouch…

Q: What team(s) are seeded too high?

A: Gonzaga and Utah both jump out at me right away. Gonzaga is still riding their Monson-led Elite 8 run from 10 years ago. They have some OK non-conference wins but aside from that one year, they’ve done nothing in the tournament. I expect another early exit. Utah getting a #5 seed doesn’t add up. How is their RPI so high? They have 9 losses, one of which came against something called Southwest Baptist…

Q: What are your thoughts on the seeding of Big Ten teams, in particular the Gophers?

A: I think the committee did a decent job. All 7 teams are + or – 1 from where I had them projected. The Gophers backed into the tournament and I thought a #10 seed was a bit generous considering they’re not one of the top 40 teams in the country. I thought Purdue would’ve been bumped up to a #4 seed with their BTT Championship and I thought Wisconsin would eek out a #11 seed, but it really doesn’t matter. I agree that Penn State was left out. Had they won at Iowa, they would’ve gotten in. An 11-7 Big Ten team with 23 wins overall will never be left out. Iowa has now ruined the Nittany Lions football and basketball seasons this year…

Q: What will be the biggest 1st round upset?

A: I see #13 Mississippi State knocking off #4 Washington and another match-up to keep an eye on is #4 Xavier and #13 Portland State. I think all of the 1, 2, and 3’s are safe.

Q: Who is the year’s Davidson?

A: Well, this is not a good year for mid-majors, but Portland State or maybe Cleveland State could win a few games.

Q: Does NDSU have a chance against Kansas?

A: No. They will be lucky to keep it under 20-25 points.

Q: Who will be the first #1 seed to go down?

A: Louisville

Q: What do you see happening in the 5/12 match-ups?

A: These are some interesting match-ups. If I had to rank the #12 seeds in order of likeliness to pull off the upset, I would say Arizona, Wisconsin, Western Kentucky, and Northern Iowa. In the end, I think only Arizona will win.

Q: What are your predictions for the Big Ten teams?

A: Gophers: lose to Texas in 1st round
Michigan State: lose in Sweet 16 to Kansas
Purdue: lose to UCONN in Sweet 16
Illinois: lose to UNC in Sweet 16
Ohio State: lose to Louisville in 2nd round
Michigan: lose to Oklahoma in 2nd round
Wisconsin: lose to Florida State in 1st round

Q: Your Final 4 and Champ?

A: UCONN, Pitt, UNC, and Kansas
UNC over UCONN in the Championship game
 




MSU, UConn, Pitt, Gonzaga

Off the cuff, looking at the bracket, I'm taking Michigan State (Midwest), UConn (West), Pitt (East) and Gonzaga (South). I haven't liked MSU most of the season, but something tells me they'll get it going. Sparty certainly is capable of beating Louisville, if they can get that far.

It's unlike me to hop on the Zags' bandwagon, but I like what I've seen lately (especially Bouldin & Heytveldt) and I think Carolina's going to choke and/or Lawson's health maybe a bigger issue than it appears.

UConn over Sparty & Gonzaga over Pitt in the semis, then UConn over Gonzaga in the title game.

It's no fun picking all the 1 & 2 seeds. The guys on TV need to take a chance once in awhile when making they're Final 4 picks.
 


Vandelay Industries

Last month, for a few blocks, I tailed a car in south Minneapolis that had Minnesota plates, a University of Iowa license plate frame and a "Vandelay Industries" sticker. Made me think...
 

It was Art's shuttle from the hotels to the red-light districts.
 

I'm curious, Art, what was the impetus for this thread? No one, ever, has asked for your opinion on anything related to basketball.

Are we to believe that these are legitimate questions posed to you for your "expert" analysis? And why did you feel the need to post your uniformed opinions here? Most here have read your tripe over the years and couldn't give two sh!ts about your bracket breakdown.

Go back to ripping on Tubby, the program, and the University in general. At least you're good at it.
 

I'm curious, Art, what was the impetus for this thread? No one, ever, has asked for your opinion on anything related to basketball.

This was my reaction to the thread exactly. I thought it must be some sort SS envy.
 



Psst...Art is Dan Barreiro - in spirit if not in person. But I think he's him.

Art's a sourpuss, but I do appreciate his perspective.
 

Art, thanks for posting a Q&A with yourself...

NO ONE CARES. We dont bleeping care. Get over yourself. Why do you think you are important? Go back to stealing monikers from Seinfeld, maybe Cal Varnson or AG Pennypacker is available.
 

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Art, thanks for posting a Q&A with yourself...

NO ONE CARES. We dont bleeping care. Get over yourself. Why do you think you are important? Go back to stealing monikers from Seinfeld, maybe Cal Varnson or AG Pennypacker is available.

Don't read my posts then.

I find it funny that you're ripping on my moniker weh you go by "What up Guy" :D
 

My Sanctimonious Post on this subject. Hear Ye Hear Ye

The intent of my earlier post was jest. It doesn't bother me that non-Gopher fans post here. (A few of my best friends are Badgers and Hawks. It's problematic that they make a daily choice to be Badgers and Hawks, but we all have our flaws.)

It's the downright cynical folks who constantly have an axe to grind that are tiresome (to me) and seem to be extraneous matter in the soup we call "GopherHole". They add little to the flavor of the experience and the effect of their presence is that of a curdled or rotten product that I am quick to discard. (Gotta love that "ignore" function on the Control Panel!)

We could spend all day speculating on why someone would spend time and energy assuming an alternate identity on a College Basketball message board or why someone would come to that board week after week to spew forth the same tired argument in hopes of a response. My thought is that the childhood playground rules apply: be the bully in order to get a response because you haven't gotten that love anywhere else.

(I do not consider myself exempt from those rules. I spend most of my day looking for a response. The other half of the day I look for my coffee cup.)
 



Bracket Q & A with Burton34

Q: Is Art Vandelay a douchebag?

A: Yes.:pig:
 

Q: Does Art Vandelay have his head up with ass?

A: Yes, its way up there.
 












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