I'm sorry, but if you're having a discussion about football and decide to pull out facts about number of PhDs awarded, women's gymnastics, or athletic budget percentages, you've just lost the argument. Those are all good things, but it would be like having a debate on whose car is faster and someone saying, "I have more in my 401k" instead of talking about 0-60 time. At least talk about how comfortable the seats are or how loud the car stereo is.
I don't think anyone would dispute B1G prowess when it comes to academics, but that's not exactly fodder for a bar conversation about football. Imagine your reaction if we were discussing whether UM or A&M has higher externally-funded research expenditures and I started talking about stadium capacity, number of student organizations on campus, or who has produced more Miss Americas.
I think there's enough talking points about athletics that can help build a case for your conference without having to resort to academic smack. How about a national championship? Wisconsin over Auburn. Competitiveness in facilities, attendance, television ratings, etc.