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From the ESPN Blog comment...

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nstelzie (4/9/2010 at 12:03 PM)
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A day without Pantherhawk commenting about the Gophers is like a day without a terrorist in the middle-east. I wish both would go away, but it's not realistic
 



Someone on the Startribune.com message board asked him if he was still single and put a link to eharmony.com next to it. That my personal favorite!

On the plus side, even if he does stay single for life (thus continuing to stalk every single U of M related website), at least that ensures mankind that his horrible genetics (Fat, bald, stupid, psychotic etc) are not pasted down to future generations.
 

Thunderlips said:
On the plus side, even if he does stay single for life (thus continuing to stalk every single U of M related website), at least that ensures mankind that his horrible genetics (Fat, bald, stupid, psychotic etc) are not pasted down to future generations.
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You forgot bed-wetting.
 


What a sad pathetic life he must live.
 

Does anyone else feel like he grew up wanting ever so badly to become a U of M football player or at least a student there but in the end became overweight, unathletic and too stupid to get accepted into the school in the first place thus beginning his hatred towards the U and posing as a Hawkeye fan from there on out? I sure as he!! get that feeling...why else would he be so obsessed with hating us?
 

What a wretch. Soon he'll run out of boards to be banned from. My understanding is that he isn't even welcomed on Iowa or Northern Iowa boards. Whenever we have a new opponent, it follows an old pattern: he's welcomed by people who've never heard of him, because they are under the impression that he actually has some respect for our opponent, when he doesn't.

He's a Bizarro version of a Gopher fan, really. His entire "life" is devoted to hating the Gophers. He is truly a thing to be pitied.
 

Darn. When I saw the thread title I though that maybe the comment was going to be "Yesterday Pantherhawk was hit by a speeding train."
 



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