Beavcoon With No Room

[Beavcoon1]

Beavcoon With No Room

Revoked! Revoked!
Beavcoon and fellow rodents have lost their tailgate hopes!
Nowhere to park, nowhere to party, all pulled by a misanthrope!

How else to share hopes and woes with the fellow faithful?
How else to show off NHL 95 Sega skills to the playful?
How else to regale and spill drinks on the graceful?

Ski-U-Mah lot will forever be cast away.
The Econoline van will rust with no delay.
In the rodents place, who’s to say?

Alas, there is a Judas in the group.
Who would ever kibosh the years of tradition in one fell swoop?
None other than Ren the Hen, hiding in his chicken coop...



Beavcoon, no longer in the room.

 

[Go4Family]

As the great Hank once sang, there's a tear in my beer!

 

[RatherBeGolfing]

This is one of the best bits on this site. Keep it up

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Are you saying iamthewalrus is behind this apparent travesty?

 

[Spoofin]

I suspect that I know why Beavcoon lost his spot.
Tailgaters have neighbors and some removed him from the lot.
Judas, Ren, or conspiracy, I think not.
Look at the poems and you'll hit the reason on the dot.


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[short ornery norwegian]

OK - serious question. Under what grounds can a tailgating spot be revoked? Are they rented on a year-to-year basis - in which case there is no guarantee that you're going to get the same spot year-to-year? And, assuming you sign some kind of a contract or agreement, are there any terms or conditions under which a tailgater can lose their spot? Nudity? Profanity? Wearing Badger gear? Offering free meth to 13-year-old girls?

Let's get a little context for this issue.

 

[beavergopher]

The Beavcoon is always welcomed by our crew, he just needs to bring some tasty brews.

 

[Pompous Elitist]

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