Beavcoon in the Room Where the Voodoo Looms

[Beavcoon1]

Speeding down in a vessel of light
To see the boys in red suffer in their plight
Hunkering down is Beavcoon and the gang in the rooms of eight
Where Lincoln protects Cornhuskers' gate

Beavcoon and his fellow rodents entranced by the lady of voodoo
In the railyards where she gave us secrets of the hoodoo
Out of the Buzzards and into the night,
The Beavcoon and kin have the potion for the Gophers' delight!

Beavcoon in the room with The Hen, Bulldog, Red Squirrel, The Naked Bullrat, and the Panda Bear...

#segavan

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

...and the drinks are flowing.

 

[WorkingMyTailOff]

Beavcoon!
Naked Mole Rat and Vole Dawg are speeding down i29 nearing Omaha. I don't have time to rhyme.

 

[WillieBurtonsBrokenNose]

Speeding down in a vessel of light
To see the boys in red suffer in their plight
Hunkering down is Beavcoon and the gang in the rooms of eight
Where Lincoln protects Cornhuskers' gate

Beavcoon and his fellow rodents entranced by the lady of voodoo
In the railyards where she gave us secrets of the hoodoo
Out of the Buzzards and into the night,
The Beavcoon and kin have the potion for the Gophers' delight!

Beavcoon in the room with The Hen, Bulldog, Red Squirrel, The Naked Bullrat, and the Panda Bear...

#segavan

Going to get this as a back tattoo, just need to find a tattoo artist proficient in cosmic sans font.