Beavcoo In The Room With No Pantaloons

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The coach is a man of the clairvoyant
He sees this year unlike those who scribe
Victorious teams of near, to the bottom we will supplant
The coach is a man of the clairvoyant
The thunderous roar of "Ski-U-Mah" the faithful incant
No amount of relief for the opposition can be prescribed
The coach is a man of the clairvoyant
He sees this year unlike those who scribe

Beavcoon in the room with Donald and Hillary
 


Please retire the beavcoon bit, it's just awful.
 




Hmm. I am going to have to assume that the "genius" of this is lost on me.... and ignore it!
 

Dear Beavcoon,

I love your bit. It is the best.

Sincerely,
No one


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Beavcoon had a premonition that Gophers head football coach dropped his pants running to the bathroom after some bad Davannis pizza, tripped over them and fell into a bowl of Spaghetti face first that was meant for his dog nearing the 1/4 bathroom. Within that premonition and bad luck for the coach, good luck for the dog because it was Chef chef boyardee canned spaghetti, he coach Claeys saw Gopher linebackers deleting, and eliminating all opposing running backs and quarter backs in sight and the secondary picking off many passes. In other words the Beavcoon is really optimistic about this Gophers season.
 

This is the best analysis in gopherhole. Keep it going!

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I remember when I was 17 years old a girl told me that if I can't be good, I should at least be enthusiastic. I'm guessing Beavcoon dated the same girl.

Keep composing, Beav!
 

I know Beavcoon and can vouch for his Genius. I also enjoy seeing the monkeys throw poop at him after his posts. Win...Win.
 



DougMN said:
I know Beavcoon and can vouch for his Genius. I also enjoy seeing the monkeys throw poop at him after his posts. Win...Win.
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I don't know him, but after reading just a couple of his posts I am pretty sure I know exactly what level of Genius he has.


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DougMN said:
I know Beavcoon and can vouch for his Genius. I also enjoy seeing the monkeys throw poop at him after his posts. Win...Win.
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There is always a lot of poop throwing here
 


The 'Coon comes out pretty infrequently yet usually around significant events happening in and around the team. I recall he posted about donations to the athletic village shortly before announcements (hinted at a food donor then came Land o lakes) as well about Kill leaving and the naming of a new coach. I think this guy does in fact know something about the program and he plays coy on this board.
 

1967 said:
The 'Coon comes out pretty infrequently yet usually around significant events happening in and around the team. I recall he posted about donations to the athletic village shortly before announcements (hinted at a food donor then came Land o lakes) as well about Kill leaving and the naming of a new coach. I think this guy does in fact know something about the program and he plays coy on this board.
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So your theory in this instance is that he knows Claeys predicts a better outcome this year than the press? Wow, he is in the know.


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