Attention Mr. Coyle! Men’s Basketball is Supposed to Produce Revenue!!!

[Otis]

How the hell can we field a pickleball team without extra revenue?

What about our Quiditch team?

How can we be the most DEI positive B1G sports presence without revenue?

(Hey, this might work. I’ve given up on common sense. And you know, scoreboard, which doesn’t lie.)

 

[ShushPush]

I thought Quidditch was a lawn game and not a Title program.