Athlons: Ranking the Big Ten's 2015 Football Uniforms (9. Minnesota)

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The team uniforms on Coach were much, much closer to Viking colors than they were the Gophers.
 

The team uniforms on Coach were much, much closer to Viking colors than they were the Gophers.

They were actually the 1993 Gophers uniforms colorized to purple. The bowl footage is the Gophers vs Wisconsin 1993 game.


From Wikipedia

"In the 1993–1994 television season, Hayden Fox led his Minnesota State Screaming Eagles to victory in the Pioneer Bowl, held in San Antonio, winning the national championship. In real life, Florida State won the national championship that season. The Alamodome opened in May 1993, in time for the real-life 1993 football season. However, the first Alamo Bowl and Pioneer Bowl games had not been played yet. Also, the real-life Pioneer Bowl is not even an NCAA Division I game but rather a postseason game played between the champions of two Division II conferences whose members are all historically black schools. Footage from the 1993 edition of the Wisconsin vs. Minnesota rivalry game played in the Metrodome was used for the actual game to represent Minnesota State and the fictional West Texas University (not to be confused with the real West Texas A&M University or Texas Western College, now known as UTEP). Al Michaels provides the commentary during the game."
 


My ratings (1 being best in conference)...
Maroon helmet, maroon jersey, gold pants- 2
Maroon helmet, maroon jersey, maroon pants- 3
Maroon helmet, white jersey, maroon pants- 3
Maroon helmet, gold jersey, gold pants- 6
Maroon helmet, gold jersey, maroon pants-8
Maroon helmet, maroon jersey, white pants- 12
Gold helmet, gold jersey, white pants- 14
Or...traditional colors excellent, anything with Penn State pants hideous!
 


They were actually the 1993 Gophers uniforms colorized to purple. The bowl footage is the Gophers vs Wisconsin 1993 game.

I don't remember the exact footage from that episode of "Coach," but I'm guessing that Wikipedia entry is incorrect. The Gophers were wearing the metallic gold in 1993. IIRC, the footage they used in that show was always a late-80s Gophers-Wisky game, and they would change the opponent's name to reflect the W on Wisky's helmets ("West Texas", or "Wranglers," etc.).
 

These lists are soooooo dumb. If the Gophers had a 95,000 capacity stadium sold out every home game, their uniforms would rank much higher. Which is another way of saying these lists are not based on anything they are claiming to rank.
 

These lists are soooooo dumb. If the Gophers had a 95,000 capacity stadium sold out every home game, their uniforms would rank much higher. Which is another way of saying these lists are not based on anything they are claiming to rank.

Not really, Wisconsin & Nebraska sell out large stadia and have uniforms ranked below Minnesota. The one I don't get is Northwestern. Than N is not very good looking.
 

A gopher on the helmet... Bah. Block M best in the Big Ten, in my arrogant opinion.

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These lists are soooooo dumb. If the Gophers had a 95,000 capacity stadium sold out every home game, their uniforms would rank much higher. Which is another way of saying these lists are not based on anything they are claiming to rank.

Exactly!
 

These lists are soooooo dumb. If the Gophers had a 95,000 capacity stadium sold out every home game, their uniforms would rank much higher. Which is another way of saying these lists are not based on anything they are claiming to rank.
Using my rudimentary excel skills I made this chart. Stadium capacity on the vertical axis, uniform ranking on the horizontal. Not much correlation aside from the top 3 (which, coincidentally, have great unis)
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When we aren't wearing yellow on yellow, or white on white, we have the best uni's in the conference by far.
 

This guy wants to put a gopher on the helment and wants to be taken seriously? It's not happening!
 





I know I'm biased but the new Gopher uniforms are way better than 9th! The combinations are awesome! I love the Gold helmet with Maroon Jerseys and Gold pants! But so many combos are sweet! Hard to find uniforms I like better in the Big Ten. Love the solid, bold colors!
 

Anything except gold/white is pretty awesome, in my book.

The only reason we are ranked so low is team popularity and because they always vote for tradition. We change ours.
 

How can you rank uniforms when many teams never where the same uniform more than once a year?:banghead:
 







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