Annual What I Hate About Wisconsin Thread

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I'll start it off. I hate the arrogance of their fans. They think they belong with the Alabama and Ohio State's of the world, you know the teams that actually contend for national titles.

I also hate their entire state.
 

I hate that I can't enjoy "Jump Around" without at least thinking of that damn football team for a second. Sucks. I used to love that song.
 

That they are on our border. At least the prevailing winds keep that skunk smell over there most of the time.
 

What everyone really hates is that they have beaten us nine times in a row.
 



Their fans. A bunch of obnoxious, ill mannered, parasites who lack even the simplest of core values. The straw that broke the camels back for me was several years ago at the Dome when a drunk Badger fan behind us was pissing in his beer cup and the other two Badger fans were encouraging him. I had at that time my 12 year old daughter with me and my wife. The guy next to us went up and got security down there in a nano second and all 3 of them were escorted out. There have been other incidents over the years of Badger fans making asses out of themselves. No doubt there are good Badger fans, but the bad ones seem to surface. If you ask Nebraska fans about their first trip to
Madison you'll get an ear full.
 

The wacky world of white trash. They don't even realize they are white trash. They even advertise it with that crooked W thing.


Go Gophers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Like the state. Really enjoy Milwaukee and the drive over there. People over there have usually been quite friendly. Can't stand drunken Badger fans though.. Maybe they are decent people when they are sober.

Which begs the question, has anybody ever seen a sober Badger fan?
 

Hate that a few of them can't resist coming on the Hole and "helping" us understand our deficiencies. BTW, could one of you Fadgers out there remind us how many national championships you have, how many national title games you've been in since the advent of that game and which BCS bowl you're making travel plans for this year?
 



I hate that a large majority of them live or work here, complain constantly about it here, and constantly want to tell me how great Wisconsin is...you know what, if you don't like it here...finish my lawn for the $20 I paid you and then get the hell out of here!!!
 


One can travel from the western edge of Pennsylvania all the way to Seattle, WA on I-90.
Only state to have a 65 mph speed limit on this 10 state, 2500+ mile route - Wisconsin. (And they are not shy about ticketing Minnesotans either.)

And not so much a hate, but more of a WTF:
- US Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI), elected in 2010, is the 5th most conservative member of the Senate
- US Senator Tammy Baldwin (D-WI), the first openly gay member elected to the senate, was tied for being the most liberal member of the US House of Representatives prior to her election to the Senate in 2012.
- Governor Scott Walker (R-WI), is the third most conservative governor in the country
- The state's electoral votes have not gone to a Republican candidate since the Reagan landslide of 1984

A rather schizoid electorate if I do say so myself.
 

I especially hate the ones that are Minnesotans but like the Badgers because their dad's brother's friend was a Badger fan, so therefore they basically were raised in Wisconsin. AKA they just want to cheer for the better team. Which seems like its about half of Badger fans.

Also, they all smell.
 



California produces more cheese and its better too
 

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