Annual What I Hate About Wisconsin Thread

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Bret Bielema. Bo Ryan. Aaron Rogers. Barry Alvarez. Michael Finley. Sam Okey early in his collegiate career. Steve Miller Band. Andy North.
 


The arrogance of their fans and the way a lot of them act like college football began in 1993.

Oh, the state is also boring and some people that live in it have a weird relationship with dead animals.
 

Gopher Gold said:
The arrogance of their fans and the way a lot of them act like college football began in 1993.

Oh, the state is also boring and some people that live in it have a weird relationship with dead animals.
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That's better. Let it out.

Let's just say all Badgers fans think college football started in '93, which is not true, but let's go with it. How is that any worse then all Gophers fans thinking college football was only been played prior to 1962?
 

I hate the kids in high school in the small Wisconsin town that I attended that put swastikas on my locker.

I wonder what great feats they've achieved in their life.

Go Gophers!!
 


GVBadger said:
That's better. Let it out.

Let's just say all Badgers fans think college football started in '93, which is not true, but let's go with it. How is that any worse then all Gophers fans thinking college football was only been played prior to 1962?
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I also hate the low reading comprehension level of Wisconsin fans. I clearly said, "the way a lot of them act". When you say "all Gopher fans" it is a blatant overgeneralization and ignorant.
 

GVBadger said:
That's better. Let it out.

Let's just say all Badgers fans think college football started in '93, which is not true, but let's go with it. How is that any worse then all Gophers fans thinking college football was only been played prior to 1962?
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Ok. Let's acknowledge that college football has been played both before 1993 as well as after 1962. Then let's compare national championships.
 

What do I hate about our neighbor Wisconsin? That it houses the University of Wisconsin. I hate that school, it's colors and its stupid mascot. Oh, and I hate their NFL team. That's about it.......although, I do like their golf courses.
 

I hate everything except Spotted Cow. BURN IT ALL!!!
 



Brewster's most redeeming moment was almost ripping Bert's arm off. Thanks for that Brew.
 


I hate that they can win a Super Bowl as a wild card team and we can't win one with a team that would have went down in history like the '85 Bears if they could have just closed the deal.

I hate everything about Bielema except the results he delivers

I hate the incessant whining of the Packer fans who don't realize how many breaks they've gotten over the years. A (perceived) bad call goes against them and you feel like Lambeau will flood with tears.

I like that they are saddled with the Milwaukee Bucks, at least the Wolves have had some All Stars

I hate Badger Bo and the Kohl Center which is in contention with Bobby Knight and Assembly for ripping off the most opposing teams in Big Ten history

I hate having to watch the Badgers play basketball, even watching them lose can't keep me from being angry at how far back they set the game.
 

"What I Hate About Wisconsin..."

I wish the thread was titled "What I Like About Wisconsin..." It's a lot easier to list the four things I like instead of the infinite number of things I hate.
 



1. Dead deer everywhere. Such a pleasant sight when driving on 90/94.
2. Relations with point 1.
3. Incubator for serial killers
4. Milwaukee
5. Revisionist historians.

Many more but I'll start there.
 

Why even start this thread? It's only bait for Badger trolls, which I, for one, don't need.
 

50PoundHead said:
Why even start this thread? It's only bait for Badger trolls, which I, for one, don't need.
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They were already here. They continue to act like the Gophers are irrelevant, and even some say we aren't their biggest rival anymore. Yet they spend so much time over here.

Kinda like all those from WI that make fun of Minnesota, yet so many move across the border when they graduate.
 

I know a ton of people that either went to high school or college, and moved here as soon as they could. I dont know a single person who moved to Wisconsin. I think that says enough
 

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The fact that I feel like I'm walking into an episode of That 70s show every time I'm forced to pass through it....
 

1) Badger sports
2) Badger coaches
3) Badger fans
4) Filthy-smelly Lake Mendota
5) Post-industrial Camp Randall
6) Wisc Hwy Patrol
7) uninspired, overpriced State Street bars
8) Joe McCarthy
9) Greedy uber-landlord Steve Brown
10) Jake, Dick, John Leinenkugal and their awful Summer Shandy
11) Ed Gein
12) Wisc Swiss Cheese
13) Wisc cheeseheads
14) Richie Cunningham
 

I hate cheeseheads, skunks crammed into popcorn boxes, that they stole the Slab of Bacon, and the arrogance of their fans that think they are on the level of Nebraska, Ohio State, and Michigan.

The thing I hate most though? That they still have OUR damn axe. I want that thing back, and I want it back this week!

SKI-U-MAH!
 

The fact that Cheesheads are a bunch of job poachers, or Minnesota tax dodgers that clog up our roads and don't even have the decency to buy gas or food here these cheapskates. Most of all I disilike the fact that they toss there success in our faces, I don't envy there success I just dislike being reminded about it all of the time and constant bragging of Packer and Badger fans. Be happy about your success in the teams you support but don't gloat about it. If we have that kind of success I'm not going to gloat I'm going to be thankfull that it happened here.
If you would listen to them tell it, they Badger and Packer fans really feel like they had a role in the success or played a part in it for there teams. It's like the stupid Packer fan Super Bowl ring joke that never get's old, the only way you will find a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring is if they stole it., not funny, and then the Representative Ryan holding up your hand and showing empty fingers to tell a lame Super Bowl Joke. Yeah pat yourself on the back some more. There lame digs are not funny, they should be mindfull of there success not so, showy or bragadocious. They take for granted the success there teams are having, and feel like it will always be there no matter what.
The it will always be there, feeling of invincibility, and they will be great forever will be the undoing some day for the Badgers. Fame is fleeting they should know, they were once as bad as we are at football.
The more they continue to turn away the local kids and start to neglect there own back yard will make them ripe to be picked from in recruiting.
 


UW is not turning away top local WI kids. We have 5 for this year (2013 signing) and already have 5 instate commits for 2014. The 2012 class was very small and 3 were from WI. Plus several recruited walkons.
 

I hate everything about sconnie-always have and always will.

The people who I hate the most are the Minnesota kids who go to sconnie for college, return back to Minnesota to work and then pollute our great state by wearing that ugly red.

Individuals I hate the most:

brent enema
bo the grinch
erin rogers
every Minnesota kid playing sports for sconnie

I do like their Baseball team-Oh wait the BADgers don't have one!
 

GoodasGold said:
1) Badger sports
2) Badger coaches
3) Badger fans
4) Filthy-smelly Lake Mendota
5) Post-industrial Camp Randall
6) Wisc Hwy Patrol
7) uninspired, overpriced State Street bars
8) Joe McCarthy
9) Greedy uber-landlord Steve Brown
10) Jake, Dick, John Leinenkugal and their awful Summer Shandy
11) Ed Gein
12) Wisc Swiss Cheese
13) Wisc cheeseheads
14) Richie Cunningham
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Wow, nice Steve Brown reference. I lived in a Steve Brown apt. In 1989 when he was small time. It wasn't a great experience.
 

I hate Becky. I hate the cheddar wearing rednecks. I hate the 'proud' Becky fans. I hate how their band marches. I hate how Becky walks. I hate their stupid colors. I hate Camp Randall. I hate Kohls. I hate Culver's. I hate Leinies. I hate Miller. I hate the Brewers. I hate A-Rod. I hate Braun. I hate Russel Wilson. I hate Burt Bullima. I hate Bo. I hate whatever clown that calls himself the Becky hockey coach.

It's hate week, mother *bleep*ers. Let it burn like the 7 levels of Hell.

Better Dead Than Red.. SKI U MAH!
 


Lets see...Becky Badger aka Popcorn Skunk, Bert Bulimic, Camp Randall, Madison, Greenbay, their terrible beer, The Packers, ugly women, Lambeau, Wisconsin Dells, Brett Favre, Mr Discount Double Check, hideous cheesheads hats, Milwaukee Brewers, Carlos Gomez.
 

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