All Things Faalele

[noamfromm]

I once saw him take a Lime Scooter and it went so slow, that I thought he could've gone faster walking

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[WindyCityGopher]

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Fanged for her pleasure.

 

[nitramnaed]

I once saw him take a Lime Scooter and it went so slow, that I thought he could've gone faster walking

Faalele's Lime Scooter. 300# limit.

 

[GopherDog1]

His footprints created 10,000 lakes in Minnesota.

 

[Jordekorn]

Lake Minnetonka has had tides since he showed up in MN.

 

[FredCoxRocks]

He's the only thing that frightens Chuck Norris.

 

[paulser21]

Lake Minnetonka has had tides since he showed up in MN.

Walleye Chop

 

[BTChamp]

Dan has a badger skin hat.

 

[tmvander]

He once punched a hole through a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road.

 

[MplsGopher]

Fanged for her pleasure.

Don't forget about the "rattler vibrations".

 

[MplsGopher]

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Has to. Otherwise, one look into his eyes and they're instantly knocked up.

 

[Otis]

Is he playing?

 

[Halsey Hall]

He does Trump's tax returns w/ one hand

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Is he playing?

Much like the heating Coyles it is an eternal mystery.