Advice Request: Asking out Amelia Rayno

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Let's collect our collective wisdom for all those pathetically lonely Gopherholers out there dreaming about asking out Amelia Rayno.**

How can it be done? What would work and not work? Do you have some hard-won advice? What Night Ranger song would she most likely want to hear? Without naming names, how should NateDawg approach this?

**Assuming she's unmarried!

***Let's keep this clean and goofy, mmmkay?
 

Easy! Send her my photograph and a $25,000 performance bond. you'll be in like Flynn.
 

Great question! Would giving her a basketball for Christmas help? Serenade her with Sweet Georgia Brown?
 


Studwell55 said:
Let's collect our collective wisdom for all those pathetically lonely Gopherholers out there dreaming about asking out Amelia Rayno.**

How can it be done? What would work and not work? Do you have some hard-won advice? What Night Ranger song would she most likely want to hear? Without naming names, how should NateDawg approach this?

**Assuming she's unmarried!

***Let's keep this clean and goofy, mmmkay?
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Just tell her your adult braces are off. That has to help, no?
 


Night Ranger? You should consider starting out with some Nelson or maybe a little Europe.

If you get that far, nothing seals the deal like Barry White.

You also can't go wrong with a picture of you standing next to your truck, which is of course jacked up to the point where you need a step ladder to get in. Nothing turns on the ladies like a good monster truck.

>>"I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens."<< - Mike Damone (Fast Times)
 

Sadly, I can confirm with 99% accuracy that she has a serious boyfriend - my roommate actually tried to ask her out and found out :p
 

twinsfan21 said:
Sadly, I can confirm with 99% accuracy that she has a serious boyfriend.
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Sadly, you did not read the instructions. Boyfriend? Who cares? NateDawg is like a pillaging viking warrior going berserker. Have you ever met him?
 




Ogee Oglethorpe said:
Night Ranger? You should consider starting out with some Nelson or maybe a little Europe.

If you get that far, nothing seals the deal like Barry White.

You also can't go wrong with a picture of you standing next to your truck, which is of course jacked up to the point where you need a step ladder to get in. Nothing turns on the ladies like a good monster truck.

>>"I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens."<< - Mike Damone (Fast Times)
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What a self-contradictory post. Mike Damone would recommend side one of Led Zepplin IV.
 

Show her a picture of me. Anyone else will look good compared to that. Good luck!
 

I just got an email from NateDawg which I thought I should share, even if it's a bit stalker-ish.

Okay, I've checked out her public Facebook profile.

The aforementioned boyfriend looks like a hipster d--che.

I can see him wearing scarves while an undergraduate at Vassar.

Dude, this is going to be a lay-up.
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maybe write a note asking if she is interested and pass it to Sid who can pass it to her-- that should go off without a hitch.
 



I will defer to Dr Don. He seems to do well with the 'ladies' on Gopher Hole.
 


She posted a twitter picture the other day in Hawaii. Sunrise at the volcano. Might be a bit tough to compete with that.

#goodluck
 



Isn't it amazing that every one of these women who you drool over seem to come out of the womb with a boyfriend.
 

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