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    Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby is checking into a residential treatment program for a gambling addiction.

    In all seriousness, I very much enjoy responsible sports gambling, on occasion - and wish I could do so in Minnesota. But my Spidey-sense is making me queasy with the proliferation. Not necessarily of recognized, conventional, sports wagering - but, and specifically, Kalshi (perhaps others)...
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    Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby is checking into a residential treatment program for a gambling addiction.

    Ah, shit! This thread is preventing more of the (now almost 3-month 👎) MWC posts.
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    We have a new commit....Will Clausen, Offensive Line

    But, are these tasty dill pickle puns kosher?
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    Becky AD leaving for Big 10 corporate job

    “Moving to another role with the Big Ten . . . “. Translation: in other words, he got “Noemed”.
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    Mikkelsen Commits

    Plowing the fertile fields of the Dakotas. That name has some lore and cachet in Minny sports history, as well.
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    Official 2027 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    New 4-Star TE Verbal I have been hoping for more high-end TE involvement in the scheme. Another Dakota (South) young man.
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    2026 NCAA Tournament Thread

    Take one of Chilly’s 12 men on the field in the NFC Championship in ‘09, add it to The Mayor’s “4 on the floor” in ‘26, and equilibrium - from 2 of the biggest blunders of basics in big moments - in the universe is restored. Mind-numbing.
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    Shula Added To Staff

    Fleck/Shula to Braun/Kelly . . . “We must not allow a mind shaft gap!”
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    Shula Added To Staff

    Interesting. Can’t hurt, might help. 😊 “Sources: University of Minnesota plans to hire Mike Shula as senior offensive assistant, as he’ll work with the quarterbacks and offensive staff. Shula is the former head coach at Alabama who brings more than a quarter century in the NFL, including OC...
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    Official 2027 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    Don’t discount the fact that . . . “The power of the pontoon compels you!”
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    Jett Feeney, Moorhead qb, commits

    Fantastic! Football family to the core. Should be as well-prepared to come in and compete as anyone we’ve recruited recently. The Moorhead trifecta complete! LFG!
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    David Mack Commits to Gophers!

    Coach Fruechte getting some clay to mold - from Clay County!! This is exciting and good, potentially great, news. Doing my best Mel Kiper: “Pro-duct-ive player. He’ll look really good in maroon and gold!”
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    Only an Iowa fan could work the Cooper DeJean non-fair-catch argument into his obituary.

    One only wonders how the Lois Feldman obituary will read. Perhaps both “pearl” and “pearly” will appear? “Two deep”? “A-gap”? “Fluid hips”? Etc. . .
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    Rondale Moore Dead At 25

    https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/vikings/2026/02/21/minnesota-vikings-wr-rondale-moore-passes-away-at-the-age-of-25/88805196007/
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    Rondale Moore Dead At 25

    Former Purdue star and Vikings player (played one snap). Season ending hamstring injury against the Gophers in 2019 (in late September). Then a list of other injuries over the next 4-5 years. Wrecked his knee playing on his first touch for the Vikings in preseason 2025, I think the 3rd serious...
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    Bobby April leaves Gopher staff after being hired few weeks ago

    Heilprin? . . . sounds like something associated with irritable bowel syndrome? Pfizer? AstraZeneca? Anyone?
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    Bobby April leaves Gopher staff after being hired few weeks ago

    It’s a morning in . . . May February . . .
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    I’m a fleck guy but

    Yes, embarrassing for a respectable program to include these sorts of “wins” . . . . Recent Alabama vs. FCS Matchups Nov. 21, 2009: Alabama 45, Chattanooga 0 Nov. 21, 2015: Alabama 56, Charleston Southern 6 Nov. 19, 2016: Alabama 31, Chattanooga 3 Nov. 18, 2017: Alabama 56, Mercer 0 Nov. 17...



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