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Perfect thread title. Program of futility. Losers that year after year, declare after decade endeavor to lose in ways beyond any probability.

Because we always do. We refuse to take advantage of what has been a garbage division for years.

My takeaway on TOP and lack of scoring is that these stats continue to emphasize how non-explosive the Gophers have been (this season and for a long time). It pairs well with the thread on how we are completely unable to recover from even small deficits (like even being 7 points down at any...

ILL - 19 MN - 17

Lol this is classic Gophers. Yakkety-sax hilarity on every play. What an absolute embarrassment. There are no winners in this game.

Should always assume this will be reality. it has proven true for decades. No matter how bad the opponent, the Gophs will endeavor to be an absolute cartoon of buffoonery if the game matters in the slightest.

Lol this is absolutely classic Gophers. Completely predictable. Somehow always worse than an absolutely garbage team. 3-6 for 8 yards passing. One sack on A terrible, non-mobile, backup QB (and no pressure when it matters) This game is the perfect summary of what Gophs football has been the...

Completely predictable though. For decades random QBs or skill position players have had career days against the Gophs. We’ve also had an insanely flaccid pass rush that whole time.

I get it but also the callout here is the insane losing streaks the Gophers manage to create vs their main rivals. Beating WI in WI, while great doesn’t negate losing 14 straight and the bonkers improbability of that futility. Because a lot of those WI teams were bad and we still lost. With...

IA - 16 MN - 6

No they are bad regardless of win total. Not that we are better. The B1G West is so bad.

It really is a great thread because it is indicative of the consistency of the absolute clown show state of the program, and that performance has compounded over decades to create an apathy within the market/fanbase that is completely understandable. I mean we’re talking about comeback wins...

This is one of those stats we all feel but don’t have numbers for. It adds to the constant feelings of indifference and malaise around this program. Once a team is up 10, it feels absolutely insurmountable, and if these posts are accurate, then yeah that has been insurmountable. It also shows...

Yeah but that’s the thing - the game we saw yesterday is baked into the marrow of this program. We have never had a replacement QB come in and look like a stud straight away. We can’t even get first-stringers that look like top-end B1G QBs. This is true for most other positions as well. Duds...

This program continues to embarrass itself when given any level of opportunity. It isn’t just losing - it’s the complete incompetence that is difficult to watch. They don’t have a punchers chance. Incompetence week after week.

Clark transferred out. Our only other QB option has thrown one pass this year and that was an INT.

Michigan - 53 MN - 13

No more Redding. It’s wild that this is how so many poor returns and special teams gaffes is weighed. Had a shot and it didn’t work out, to the detriment of the team. Those opportunities need to go elsewhere.

Yeah they didn’t. But it isn’t an accomplishment to hold a lower level team to the numbers we did because they had better numbers against even lower-level competition. Our squad has a pall over it and we were down at halftime during homecoming to what should be an inferior opponent. That’s bad...

This completely ignores the context of the opponent. Yeah you play who is on your schedule but strength of offense/defense claims after four games deserve a review of the competition. Louisiana shouldn’t be able to do to MN what the did to UAB or Northwestern St.