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    Anyone See Another Win?

    Because that depends on the length of time we are choosing but if we did everything 2000 and after, yeah 1/10 sounds about right when thinking a combined record against IA and WI. I don't know maybe it's more like 1/8 or such but it isn't good. And we celebrate 3 of 6, absolute parity, against...
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    STrib: P.J. Fleck’s Gophers slumping vs. major conference opponents

    This futility against P4/P5 opponents is the most directional and damning information we have about the strength of the program. UNC is a bad program and probably (we hoped) about on par with us. It’s really embarrassing, disheartening, and sad that, on top of consistently playing boring...
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    After 25 years… I’m out

    Lol oh man CBJ catching it even in the offseason and on the football thread. He deserves it but egad Gopher brothers will the buffoonery of our FB and BB programs ever end?
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    Anyone See Another Win?

    The program is not chaotic - it is consistent. Consistent in its losing. Consistent in its boring and predictable style of play. Consistent in being completely incapable of overcoming any deficit of 7+ points. Consistent in getting absolutely drilled by our main "rivals" (who I can't imagine...
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    Week 4 Pick'ems

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    Gophers PJ Fleck 1-6 Against Iowa

    Those are good standalone records but the B1G West has been so abysmal for so long that those records were inflated. Like winning the AL Central most years. We saw that come to fruition when they got smashed every year in the B1G title game. Fleck's WI record is better but I guess I am still...
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    Gophers PJ Fleck 1-6 Against Iowa

    I get it and want to agree but to me this just emphasizes what has been the core personality of the program for a long time in rivalry games - find a way to lose no matter what. Given how bad Iowa and WI have been, it bends all probability that we’ve been so futile against them. But we have -...
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    POLL: Will the Gophers pull an upset this year in the Big Ten?

    Can we really say this? After getting absolutely manhandled and finding every way to make fools of ourselves for 15 years prior to some more recent parity? Every year they look bad we find ways to look equally bad or worse. Maybe we will get some clarity on us being good or them being bad with...
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    POLL: Will the Gophers pull an upset this year in the Big Ten?

    I like to think like that too but both teams have pretty routinely kicked our ass for the last few decades.
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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    lol man just more classic Gopher football. Seemingly outplayed by a lower-level opponent. Nothing intimidating or well done by the Offense, Defense, or Special Teams. Consistent experience ms like this is why we have an apathetic fan base.
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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    One good throw to Driver, one terrible swing pass that got Major popped. Gifted a face mask penalty. Mistake by their QB to not tuck and run for easy first. Redding catches a punt and slowly runs around losing a yard. Uninspiring start.
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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Redding should have been removed from any return responsibilities a long time ago. Just abysmal return ability.
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    Week 1 Big Ten Power Rankings

    Egad man setting off fireworks and playing the rouser after sucking all the air out of the season is such a Gophers move. God why does this program suck so hard. Jiminy man that game was garbage.
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    Dual thread QB

    Exactly this. Respect the guy for following through on Kill’s terrible game plans, and for his commitment to the U. Terrible YPC v B1G competition, terrible combine 40 time - not fast or elusive. Hope he has a wonderful life moving forward.
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    Predict the Score Thread: Rhode Island at Minnesota

    MN - 30 RI - 10 MN rushes 40-45 times, passes less than 15.
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    Dual thread QB

    Mitch was zero-threat.
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    Dual thread QB

    Don’t care about dual-threat until single-threat threshold is met - have to be able to go out and throw for 250-300 yards against B1G level competition when needed. If you can run in addition to doing that cool.
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    The reason we lost

    We lost because we saw the version of football we should always expect from the Gophers. Just a classic deflating and disheartening performance.



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