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Is it too sentimental to say I miss Pitino? The person, not necessarily the coach, although he really seems to have found himself in Albuquerque.

And that got them a one-year rental, so who knows, maybe they'll listen to him this time around.

I was being sarcastically dramatic. Or dramatically sarcastic, I don't know.

I’m officially off Brian Dutcher as our next coach.

That would get you FRANCON 1. Definitely not worth the collateral damage it would inflict.

I think the IU job is a tough one. The expectations are sky high, even though they haven't really been INDIANA FREAKING BASKETBALL for about 20 years, and their fans are delusional, clutching to the old days like grim death. In so many ways it does feel like the basketball version of Nebraska...

They were pacing themselves for this.

Can you abduct him to a black site for indefinite detainment?

Very strong pull with that reference!

This is such a mediocre showcase for the conference. Michigan has 27 at about 75% through the game.

It took Dr. Dunkenstein four, but he was in specialty dunking program, so that required a residency.

The coaching staff weren't fired along with Johnson?

The answer’s simple, really: tariffs on the other 17 Big Ten teams. We’ll be so rich we won’t know where to spend the money.

I think Vegas hosts the tournament for every conference West of the Rockies, and all at the same time.

Excellent comparison. Spot on. And a great party it is.

Pitino’s planning on celebrating their title by having someone whacked tonight.

He played in 41% (16 of 39) of UNC’s games in 2021-22, which seems well above a do-over threshold, but who the hell knows how the NCAA works.

How many years does he get, for goodness sake? Is he on the Parker Fox plan? He’s played 5 seasons already and didn’t redshirt or get an injury year, far as I can tell. He used his Covid year, so where would this 6th season come from?

CSU on a 22-3 run since this post. Me and Niko are connecting.

No points and 3 turnovers for Colorado State in the first 5 minutes. Maybe Medved really is meant to be the Gophers coach.