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    Zach Evans to Enter the Portal

    I’m announcing my entry into the transfer portal. I hope to land in a galaxy far, far away.
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    BREAKING: ATHAN IN THE PORTAL

    The days of benching your starting quarterback are over.
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    Gophers lose TE coach.

    I’m no longer on Twitter X but he did block me. I haven’t seen him yet on Mastadon.
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    Quarterback

    He’s the head coach for seven years and you’re asking me?
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    Quarterback

    My ears perked up on the opening drive, but then the rest of the game happened. We seem to have some secret rule that transcends head coaches that says we stick with the anointed QB unless he is injured. Once you earn that starting job you can be mediocre for four years because “you put us in...
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    An amazing collection of things I didn’t see coming

    Speaking of tackling, was anyone else taught in high school that when you are closing on a ball carrier you widen your stance and focus on the carrier’s torso? How many times yesterday did we see DBs racing in and guess which way a receiver would spin only to look like a fool as the receiver...
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    SI: Gophers' PJ Fleck: Without NIL money, we can't keep team intact

    Here’s my problem. I’m a loyal Gopher fan because it is my alma mater. I spent five years on campus. Loyalty. Team spirit. Do they still exist? I’m not playing so I’m leaving. I’m not getting enough NIL money so I’m leaving. Yet, I, the fan am expected to shell out thousands of dollars on season...
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    Fire PJ immediately please

    And then do what?
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    Describe the surreal loss to Illinois in 1 sentence

    Being a fan for 50+ years you get a sixth sense about games like these. A calm comes over you because you know how it will end, as it did today.
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    The NCAA has opened an investigation into No. 2 Michigan over possible rule-breaking around in-person scouting of opponents

    Forfeiture of games won in 2023, imo. Check out this story from Fox Sports https://www.foxsports.com/stories/college-football/frustrated-big-ten-coaches-push-league-to-discipline-michigan-for-sign-stealing
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    Caption this photo from Saturday's game

    “One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy”
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    Describe the Gophers win over Iowa in 1 sentence.

    It REALLY ain’t over till it’s over.
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    invalid fair catch signal

    Go to sleep.
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    invalid fair catch signal

    I have calmed down now. But I’m thinking that from now on when we’re in the presence of Iowa fans, instead of chanting Who Hates Iowa, we just flail our left arms making an illegal fair catch signal. 😁



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