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  1. Sparlimb

    Dawson Garcia returning

    Then he's gone for sure. That confirms it.
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    Syracuse WR supposedly demanding $2 mil, enters portal.

    Dudes, I just need $14.95 to continue being a fan. Surely DTA can accommodate that.
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    Kenni Burns

    To be fair, I likely would have done worse.
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    2025 Transfer Portal Watch

    Is that a "play Hosea" reference?
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    Bryce Benhart

    He may not have gone to Minnesota, but he fully embraced The Swinging Gates Formation. Best of luck to him...
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    Shooter: Gophers' NIL budget this season —lowest in the Big Ten — was in the $700,000 range, of which Dawson Garcia got $500,000.

    It actually doesn't do what you claim at all. I haven't seen (doesn't mean it doesn't exist) any rule that says if you sign with Dinkytown Athletes you can't go make your own deal with 3M. Maybe DTA does have that, so freaking what. Then go at it on your own. Be a grown-up, make your own...
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    2025 Transfer Portal Watch

    247 points a game? I'll take him!!!
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    Jefferson is Gone

    Dude, we almost lost a game 5 on 3. Not sure which illustrious coach that was, but I remember it.
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    Brennan Rigsby Jr. is entering the transfer portal

    Sure its happened. But the team is no longer required to take you back once you put your name in. So it lets the team off the hook if they'd rather you move on.
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    Reports on Spring Practices

    Akin to the scrimmages in the NFL during training camp. Often led to fights and heated exchanges for no good reasons.
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    Nic McKissic-Luke taking Jets RB Coach Position?

    1-23 doesn't cut it in MACtion?
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    Official 2027 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    Hayo Carpenter. He didn't pan out. And Jeff Jones was 5 star on at least one service... Crazy Maroney was only a 4 star. Walker Lee Ashley (who may join us anytime now) was a 5 star DT as well, but he eventually went to USC after committing to Miami, iirc.
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    Official 2027 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    We had a safety from Florida who was a 5 star on Scout, back in the day which long pre-dated 247. Kid was a baller too but got hurt. Trying to remember his name. And Seantrell Henderson (if I have it right) was a 5 star local kid from Cretin, but he went elsewhere. Looks like he did get a...
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    Big Ten Football: Who is on the hot seat in 2025? (Fickell, Riley, Locksley)

    He did beat Nebraska their first year in the Big Ten. I'll always love him for that.
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    Big Ten Football: Who is on the hot seat in 2025? (Fickell, Riley, Locksley)

    Well Wisconsin's schedule is brutal. So Fickell's seat may not be as hot, but it will be by the end of the year.
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    Gopher Cheer Team get Natty

    Jazz Team gets screwed again. We all know their is a conspiracy because we won it like 20 times in a row.
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    New 2025 committ

    I watched his HUDL highlights and I don't know. All he does is score touchdowns.



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