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  1. DarthGopher

    Post Game Thread: Gophers Are Mayo Bowl Champs!!!! Finish 8-5!!!

    Team stats would have been nice. I knew it was the Duke's Mayo Bowl. That chunk of the scoreboard could have displayed the stats rather than a large picture of a mayonnaise jar. ;)
  2. DarthGopher

    Ben Johnson is a Disaster

    For me it wasn't about supporting him. It was about accepting the reality they were not going to make a change after year 2 and hoping the blind squirrel would find a nut in year 3. It improved, but that was following two historically bad seasons. Once the team imploded, it should have been...
  3. DarthGopher

    Post Game Thread: Gophers Are Mayo Bowl Champs!!!! Finish 8-5!!!

    Fun game. Beautiful stadium. Helluva lot colder than I thought it would be.
  4. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    If he were really successful, we'd pass it off as an entertaining quirk. Where the program is at now, it comes across like he is seriously short-circuiting. I've seen compost with better self-awareness.
  5. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    Table setup is vastly underestimated in the ability to influence a team's ability to win (or lose). Ignore at your own peril!
  6. DarthGopher

    STrib: Gophers men’s basketball searches for offensive growth before Big Ten play resumes

    The team has about as much confidence as their coach. Pulse check Aisle 3.
  7. DarthGopher

    Big Ten Non-Conference SOS Update (pew)

    The team is focused on getting to know each other. SOS pales in comparison to the team bonding taking place.
  8. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL FAIRLEIGH DICKINSON AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    I had to tune in just to see with my own eyes. 40 pts in 28 minutes vs. FDU. End this. Now.
  9. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    The B1G Network is airing a show this Saturday at 1pm that explores futility from different angles in "Shoot the Basketball Charlie Brown".
  10. DarthGopher

    A qualifying list of potential replacements

    I do recall the AAU angle being a big checkmark in the plus column. I would also say that hasn't panned out for squat. AAU is a money making scheme. They aren't going to back a losing hand, either.
  11. DarthGopher

    2024-25 Gopher Hockey Season

    Yeah, I'm waiting for a "bumping" penalty on the Gophers.
  12. DarthGopher

    Shama: If there is a change in Golden Gophers basketball head coaches after this season, St. Thomas’ John Tauer should be a level one candidate.

    1000% A defibrillator isn't going to cut it at this point. We gotta be thinking Frankenstein-level electricity if we are going to bring this steaming pile to life. ;)
  13. DarthGopher

    How low?

    Dear God, those were some awful teams, and she treated them horribly if I remember correctly.
  14. DarthGopher

    2024-25 Gopher Hockey Season

    Not nearly enough. F'ing goons!
  15. DarthGopher

    How low?

    Hello, hello, hello, how low?
  16. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL MICHIGAN STATE AT MINNESOTA IZZO LONG POST-GAME HANDSHAKE WITH JOHNSON, POST-GAME PRAISE IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Not that Izzo needs more tax deductions, but heaping that much praise on Johnson could very well qualify as a charitable donation.



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