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B+ or A- Best era of Gopher football since Murray Warmath. Some big high points along the way. Positive face of the program and leader who we can be proud of. Has brought stability to the program to the point where Minnesota is one of the most stable rosters and coaching staffs in P4...

Good point. The Gophers have a really good net transfer ranking unless something big changes. Only lost one player who was likely to be a future starter this cycle, and gained a bunch.

Jordan Howden with a key pick. Kieft, Winfield, and the Bucs still trying to win the division.

Sounds like we're past reloading and on to Nukes

True, though the board room doesn't design anything except the plans to lay off the people who did do the work.

The announcers were fine for a mid-level bowl game where the sponsor clearly put them up to a whole bunch of not-football tasks. It was an infomercial for mayo where the sponsor inserted itself into the game the most I have ever seen from a bowl. The weirdest parts were the several moments on...

I want to see the Eat Shit Bowl where the loser has to... (even the opt outs)

I've been saying it's the grossest food since I was a 3 year old. People assured me I was crazy. If I'm the crazy one, why it's the only food that has marketing campaigns based on how gross it is?

Bring home the Little White Jug!

either way someone's gettin some lovin

Reverses don't work that well when the other team has had so many guys in the backfield like the Gophers have

people ask how the games are profitable with empty stands. here we are.

the Little White Jug

the Gophers have had a lot of big shots on the ballcarrier tonight to have created no fumbles

Every time we've seen him come in a couple times

The Gophers have more than 2x total yards and 11 more minutes of possession and Virginia Tech is averaging 1.2 yards per carry and has 7 first downs. 14 points is very lucky for the Hokies

Gophers should be winning this by more but for a few crazy special teams plays by Virginia Tech. Which was always their reputation in the Beamer days

Gopher it

I can already hear the internal meeting at (Guaranteed) Rate where they said nobody wants mortgages anymore so we have to make a completely unrelated and probably unsuccessful lifestyle app to engage with potential customers until there's a recession again and rates go down.

PJ gets the extra runny mayo dump for that one