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  1. GopherRock

    This offense is good enough to have a name. What should it be?

    12 Yards and a Cloud of Pelletized Rubber
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    All Things 2022 Minnesota High School Football Thread

    The only reason population growth hasn't been faster is because builders can't put up housing fast enough. All three RPS high schools are near capacity, and the spillover has moved Byron, Kasson-Mantorville, and Stewartville at least one class up in most sports/activities. I know of some people...
  3. GopherRock

    Our Stadium

    FIFY
  4. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

    LIONS LOOKING TO SEND MESSAGE TO HAPLESS VIKINGS, REST OF NFC 64 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION INSIDE!!! Gophers get tough road win at Michigan State
  5. GopherRock

    I think we broke Colorado …

    It went so badly the AD had to issue the Dreaded Vote of Confidence to a first year coach.
  6. GopherRock

    Don't forget!

    Tell them to get the app working. I can't even open my tickets in the app, much less transfer them someplace else.
  7. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?…

    PJ FLECK DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES FOR FEASTING ON TOO MANY CREAMPUFFS VIKINGS RETURN TO PHILADELPHIA SEEKING REVENGE DISTASTROUS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW INSIDE!
  8. GopherRock

    Fanatics

    For most of August, Costco in both Woodbury and Maplewood had the Gopher tents and chairs. And I agree on Fanatics. Their stuff is overpriced trash.
  9. GopherRock

    All Things 2022 Minnesota Vikings In-Season Thread

    Have you been to a Badger game at Camp Randall?
  10. GopherRock

    Do we need to start 4-0 to get the casual Minnesota sports fan interested?

    The Vikings need to be 1-4 and look terrible doing it in order for this Gopher team to get any oxygen in this town.
  11. GopherRock

    Was there an issue with tickets today at stadium?

    I put all my tickets in the Google Wallet last week, and they were not there today.
  12. GopherRock

    This year's Gophers nonconference football schedule is very soft. How come?

    Iowa State, sure. But the rest of the 1-AA schlubs? GTFO.
  13. GopherRock

    Traveling to Nebraska

    Runzas. And they are neither hot nor tasty, unless blah is your thing.
  14. GopherRock

    SI Article: "Being forced to leave Gophers destroyed us" - Jerry Kill

    I might buy some of this had he stayed out of the coaching ranks for a few years to actually work on his epilepsy. Going right back onto the journeyman coaching route destroyed any credible claim to this argument. And very few coaches get to go out the way they want to.
  15. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

    VIKINGS NEW SHERIFF IS IN TOWN! 64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW EDITION INSIDE!!! 64 PAGE NFC NORTH PREVIEW INSIDE! Gophers dispose of 1-AA scrub, story next to CJ
  16. GopherRock

    Goldy vs. Squirrel

    Did the squirrel have thirteen lines?
  17. GopherRock

    How Hot is your Chili? - Season Opener Edition

    As hot as Northrop Plaza today.
  18. GopherRock

    Who will be the guest “Do the Gopher” for NMSt game?

    That's who it has been the last several Opening Night games. I would expect nothing else.



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