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  1. GopherRock

    Denver Broncos make trade for Sean Payton

    The Broncos are a dumpster fire, and will remain so until they eat Russ' nine-figure cap charge to get him out of there.
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    All Things 2022-2023 Minnesota Twins Off-Season Thread

    His contract was also up the year before Target Field opened. The Twins absolutely had to sign him when they did lest there be a fan rebellion going into the new ballpark.
  3. GopherRock

    B1G Commissioner Kevin Warren named CEO of Chicago Bears

    Warren's skill set is negotiating hard deals. Given that the Bears will be negotiating a bunch of hard deals to build their stadium out in Arlington Heights, he fits the Bears needs perfectly. Once the deals are signed he'll be sacked and replaced with a construction boss.
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    Promotion and Relegation for a 16 team B1G?

    Besides, where do you relegate to? 1-AA?
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    Bret Bielema after this game: "I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money or ratings. I won't be silent. I just saw it live"

    Fat Bret's teams have always had a reputation for taking incredibly stupid penalties at inopportune times. There's a $5 fine for whining. Put your money in the jar.
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    PA is terrible

    I think I finally figured out why PA is an awful PBP guy: he is trying to make every single play a viral moment. He's been recovering from this one for 20 years.
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    PA is terrible

    PA has been a terrible PBP man for the Vikings for a long as he's been on the mike, for any number of reasons. He needs to go back to Canterbury and stick to calling the nags.
  8. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

    AMERICA'S TEAM IN TOWN FOR NFC SHOWDOWN 128 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION!!!!!!!!
  9. GopherRock

    Week 11 Other Games Thread

    Yup. They should have left Oregon a lot less than 54 seconds.
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    Week 11 Other Games Thread

    Oregon is playing some Fleckball right now. They've gone 90 yards in 10 minutes and change, with 3rd and 5 from the Washington 10.
  11. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

    VIKINGS WECKED IN BUFFALO! Bad batch of beef on weck ruins Vikings digestive tracts. Gophers dispose of Wildcats, turn focus to Iowa
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    Gophers -vs- Tommies

    Minnesotans have a peculiar obsession with small-college football.
  13. GopherRock

    St Juste

    We were listening on the way back from Lincoln, on the affiliates in Des Moines and Mason City. Ugggh. Sounds like a funeral on big successful plays but all gassed up for big losses. He needs to go back to Canterbury and stick to calling the nags. Mike Grimm has the same problem for basketball...
  14. GopherRock

    What new stuff would you like to see at the bank?

    Wifi that isn't the U of M Guest. If the red horde to the east can do it inside the Camp, then it can be done here.
  15. GopherRock

    All Things 2022 Minnesota High School Football Thread

    I'm surprised that any of the schools in ISD 196 have free and reduced numbers that high.
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    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

    VIKINGS GUARANTEE CLIPPING OF CARDINALS, 64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW INSIDE
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    All Things 2022 Minnesota High School Football Thread

    And that is after a substantial redesign a few years ago.
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    Random thoughts from driving half way across the US, tailgating, and attending the whiteout.

    Don't give up on road games, Schnauzer. It took me 11 years and 9 road trips to get a football win in Ann Arbor in 2014.



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