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Can you trade injured players? JJ might actually get a practice football in a trade.

The trade price for Kirk Cousins must be down to 2 custard-filled long johns.

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Only if the kicking game gets their act together. That's two games in a row with a bone headed mistake. Pull that stuff against Iowa and they'll make the Gophers pay dearly.

What you just described is how things are. Everyone plays 9 games, and half advance after the 9th game.

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Doesn't matter. Get the brooms.

Also, a Glen Mason team wouldn't have choked away that game by melting down in the 4th. They would have gotten smoked 42-7.

This sort of desperation in the fall of 2004 was the origin of the Barnyard.

Isn't the duly expanded Shakopee HS up to over 700 kids in a graduating class? That is a district whose voters decided to double the size of their already-large high school instead of building a second building.

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When I saw the thread title, I was expecting this:

Per Wikipedia, the first home opener on the Thursday before Labor Day was in 2013, a 51-23 shredding of UNLV. The Gophers have been at home Thursday before Labor Day ever since. I, for one, love it. The following week was the game in which Danny's Casa de Autos gained it's notoriety in our fanbase.

If someone wants to give a first rounder for Cousins, that's a great deal. Trade anyone that will fetch anything in return. Clean the house.

That's a good thing.

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This is the best unclaimed game on the docket. I would be shocked if it was NOT the Big Noon (11:00 AM) game on FOX.

No, but the intensity seems unique to Minnesota. Every Vikings team of the last 30 years, including the one with Randall Cunningham tossing TDs to Moss, had a large, vocal, and influential contingent in the Twin Cities calling for the backup QB. Granted, I've been part of this club in the...