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    Gophers PJ Fleck 1-6 Against Iowa

    I get it and want to agree but to me this just emphasizes what has been the core personality of the program for a long time in rivalry games - find a way to lose no matter what. Given how bad Iowa and WI have been, it bends all probability that we’ve been so futile against them. But we have -...
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    POLL: Will the Gophers pull an upset this year in the Big Ten?

    Can we really say this? After getting absolutely manhandled and finding every way to make fools of ourselves for 15 years prior to some more recent parity? Every year they look bad we find ways to look equally bad or worse. Maybe we will get some clarity on us being good or them being bad with...
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    POLL: Will the Gophers pull an upset this year in the Big Ten?

    I like to think like that too but both teams have pretty routinely kicked our ass for the last few decades.
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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    lol man just more classic Gopher football. Seemingly outplayed by a lower-level opponent. Nothing intimidating or well done by the Offense, Defense, or Special Teams. Consistent experience ms like this is why we have an apathetic fan base.
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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    One good throw to Driver, one terrible swing pass that got Major popped. Gifted a face mask penalty. Mistake by their QB to not tuck and run for easy first. Redding catches a punt and slowly runs around losing a yard. Uninspiring start.
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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Redding should have been removed from any return responsibilities a long time ago. Just abysmal return ability.
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    Week 1 Big Ten Power Rankings

    Egad man setting off fireworks and playing the rouser after sucking all the air out of the season is such a Gophers move. God why does this program suck so hard. Jiminy man that game was garbage.
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    Dual thread QB

    Exactly this. Respect the guy for following through on Kill’s terrible game plans, and for his commitment to the U. Terrible YPC v B1G competition, terrible combine 40 time - not fast or elusive. Hope he has a wonderful life moving forward.
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    Predict the Score Thread: Rhode Island at Minnesota

    MN - 30 RI - 10 MN rushes 40-45 times, passes less than 15.
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    Dual thread QB

    Mitch was zero-threat.
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    Dual thread QB

    Don’t care about dual-threat until single-threat threshold is met - have to be able to go out and throw for 250-300 yards against B1G level competition when needed. If you can run in addition to doing that cool.
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    The reason we lost

    We lost because we saw the version of football we should always expect from the Gophers. Just a classic deflating and disheartening performance.
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    Scoggins: Not a lot to get excited about over ‘new’ Gophers offense

    Not only did they suck - they were forcing an offensive philosophy that clearly doesn’t work and is eye-gouging to watch. I read it somewhere else and will try to paraphrase here. The B1G west is painful and has been horrendous forever. But most teams are like a drunken good time with a...
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    The inability to throw downfield

    Have to be able to throw the ball. Disgusting product to watch and one that leads to losses if you can’t. Way more important than rushing. Why would any legit WR want to come to MN? What has this program shown in terms of highlighting WR talent? But that isn’t the biggest issue - biggest...
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    Why are we surprised?

    Finding ways to lose is not a year after year thing - it’s decade after decade. This is a poverty program of the highest order. Those thinking some of the in-game bounces were 50-50 we just didn’t get don’t understand Gopher FB math. Those bounces are always 95-5 against helping us. It’s...
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    ***OFFICIAL NORTH CAROLINA AT MINNESOTA 2024 SEASON OPENER IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Pathetic. More Gophers program. Seems to be baked into the marrow. Completely helpless on offense - full on buffoonery. Not fun to watch and no reason for optimism. Pathetic.
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    Jah Joyner vows to end Gophers' double-digit sack drought

    Insane how bad our pass rush has been for so long. Hopefully Jah can hit that number this year!
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    CBS: Winners and losers from college basketball's 2024 transfer portal cycle (Loser: Minnesota gets wiped out)

    Or even just competence. It was transparently a bad hire at the time it was made and we were told to have patience. Now it is years later and the team is in an as bad or worse place then when the coach took over, partly due to coaching decisions. Don't hire a dude for a legit P5 job that has a...
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    Season 4 of The Comparable 4 will return Dec. 1, 2024 (about a month into next season)

    Ok then we’re all agreed it’s settled and the dude needs to go? I mean it’s cute to be dismissive as if we’re all hive-minding all these threads but I was under the impression this guy had sincere advocates. As said before, I don’t know the X’s and O’s for basketball well enough to be an...



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