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I know you hate P.J., but he/the staff did nothing wrong in that story, and Smith-Marsette comes off like the naive dipshit that he was/is.

Let me try to restate it this way: Minnesota will be extremely lucky to make a bowl game. Rhode Island and Nevada are terrible, and we have a 95% chance or better to run away with both of those games. We will most likely get drilled by UNC, and the conference schedule is no doubt the toughest...

If you're going to sit on the bench, most would rather win while doing so. Ohio St. will once again contend for a national title, like they almost always do, while Minnesota will be extremely lucky to make a bowl game. I don't know what point you thought you were trying to make.

Yeah, but no one could've predicted that.

Nope, tweet is still up.

Are you workshopping your comedy routine here on GH? Time to come up with some better material, because this sketch sucks.

This is wildly overexaggerated. This is wildly underexaggerated. Hell, the Gophers football head coach from 17 years ago probably spends more than 5 minutes each week talking about the Gophers by himself. Also, it's a business. They don't talk about Gophers football because outside of a...

Are you sure about that? She has her name in the rafters, and I'm quite positive that a degree is a prerequisite for being so honored.

What do they mean, "One Day"? Someone in their early 40s when "Shout at the Devil" and "We're Not Gonna Take It" were released is now in their 80s.

And yet, Hill is still far, far better than Kristoff Kowalkowski.

When you say "keep," do you mean scramble on a pass play?

They send their head coach and OC a few days before signing day, and it's a "mutual" decision for him not to sign with Arkansas? OK, sure.

They didn't get to where they are by lighting money on fire.

I can explain it very easily - virtually every time we run the run-pass option (where your two options are to hand it to the RB or pass), thousands of people at the game, and obviously dozens of posters on this forum, instead think we're running a read option (where your two options are to hand...

It was our own fault for not getting moving and leaving home sooner, but nonetheless - we joined the line at 2:18 and had our tickets scanned at about 2:50, so a half-hour of standing in line, which is ridiculous. This was at Gate A; we customarily use Gate E, but that line was longer still.

Wait, you think Fritz Crisler was fired from Minnesota? That's funny - I needed the laugh today.

Is she a looker? I can't imagine she's overly attractive if she'd settle for marrying a guy who uses a capital "R" at the end of a word.

You think Buffalo Trace is a front? Are you high?

Well, not exactly. He profiles very well athletically - runs fast, jumps high, has prototype size, and so on. The fact that he is so athletic is why he is often in position to positively impact the game. The problem is that he doesn't execute when called upon to do so and that's because he is...

Fuck off, tool. Enjoy your few remaining posts before you're permanently banned. "I used to return punts at the D1 level." Too funny, thanks for that - I needed the laugh.