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  1. DarthGopher

    Post Game Thread: Gophers Lose Floyd After Embarrassing 2nd Half

    He lost me tonight. This is a shitshow, and that is being kind. That guy got walked by a veteran superior coach. There is zero reason we cannot have as good a program as Iowa or better. Enough of this shit already. That was embarassing. Wonderful crowd. National audience, and he pisses it down...
  2. DarthGopher

    Fleck Postgame: "Unacceptable, falls on me." (video)

    Sorry PJ. I really liked you as a coach. You've done some good things. But the schtick is wearing thin, and I think your time has come.
  3. DarthGopher

    Updated AP Top 25 rankings - Nebraska #23

    I was waiting for Colorado to openly start fighting each other on the sideline last night. Oddly, it does not seem outside the realm of possibilities at all at some point this season.
  4. DarthGopher

    Updated AP Top 25 rankings - Nebraska #23

    Colorado is horrendous and Nebraska at #23 is more emotional than logical.
  5. DarthGopher

    Week 2 Other Games Thread

    Colorado is terrible. Nebraska improved, but hard to say by how much. They did not score in 2nd half.
  6. DarthGopher

    Why are we surprised?

    We change out OC's and QB's, but none of it seems to make a bit of difference. This co-offensive coordinator thing has not and does not work. The two skill positions that continue to underperform on gamedays are the wide receivers and quarterbacks, the two position groups the co-OC's lead...
  7. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL NORTH CAROLINA AT MINNESOTA 2024 SEASON OPENER IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    It is so slow. Running plays take forever to execute. Something is not working.
  8. DarthGopher

    Stormy Rowing Ahead?

    Move the game to tomorrow. Problem solved. Most animals instinctively know to seek shelter during inclimate weather. Human beings, on the other hand, are rather stupid. :)
  9. DarthGopher

    Minnesota native Lu’Cye Patterson commits to the Gophers

    Damn dude, nailed another drop. 💪
  10. DarthGopher

    Cam Christie is entering the Transfer Portal

    And preferrably quickly upon arriving. With injuries, workload management, etc., NBA rosters need a strong supporting cast of capable players that can come in and produce. Gone are the days of drafting a guy and waiting for him to be viable. They want game-ready players.
  11. DarthGopher

    Disillusionment

    Somewhere inside is a fragile ego that needs a big 'ol hug. ❤️‍🩹 :p
  12. DarthGopher

    Doogie says Payne got “north of $500K, more than entire Gophers” payroll

    I can't tell anymore if this is a schtick aimed at getting reactions or if this poster really, honestly thinks this way. It is weird.
  13. DarthGopher

    Disillusionment

    I tried. I failed.
  14. DarthGopher

    Disillusionment

    NIL collectives are paying the athletes. The schools cannot pay them directly (yet). I believe the most effective way to end this insanity is make the athletes employees, pay them directly, implement contracts and set a salary cap. It has got to get out of this shadow network and cottage...
  15. DarthGopher

    Seriously How Can The Gophers Compete???

    That was Doogie and Doogie is frequently, well, Doogie. He has no idea what we or anyone else has for funds. Nobody does.
  16. DarthGopher

    Does Ben Johnson have any defenders left?

    They might have gotten those numbers from the Minnesota Yearly Athlete Speculation System (MYASS).
  17. DarthGopher

    Gopher Potential Portal Pursuits

    We are waaayyyyy past "they are just kids". It is open season on their performance and a number of them will lack the ability to deal with the increased scrutiny. They prayed for rain, now they are going to have to deal with the mud that comes with it.



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