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Fire PJ

In what universe is that a catch?

Barely

Time for the curl up in the fetal position offense to close out the half.

Boneheaded defensive play after boneheaded defensive play. That’s ballgame.

Our offense is now worse than Iowa’s

At least if we lose we’ll look good doing it

Probably the Aussie part.

I’m just glad we’re kicking it in bounds now.

No.

Another freshman of the week award for Evans then?

I thought we already had Red Baron

I pledge to provide a truck (Hot Wheels) to each player.

Harsh, but fair.

#5 we somehow slip laxatives into their gatoraid prior to the start of the game.

If I knew I would have gotten free tuition, housing and graduate with $300k you bet I would have gone to college in Siberia to get it. That is such a huge head start. You could almost buy a decent house in a nice neighborhood with that kind of cash. Life changing to graduate with no house/rent...

It’s always good weather for jugs

Michigan 38 Minnesota 17

I think either we get totally destroyed or it’s a surprisingly close game that comes down to the last series or two. I don’t see a two touchdown result in this one. It’s great to have marquee games like this in our stadium!