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I see what you did there...

I'm not sure you understand the meaning of "has to".

Ouch. Hastings checking in at #281 with a 109-150 record. No good.

One does not simply walk into Kinnick Stadium. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is an evil there that does not sleep.

Yeah, I don't get why this would even be arguable or why people are claiming a loss is a loss is a loss. All of us know this is true instinctively - the comments on this board will completely different if we lose to OSU 38-35 as opposed to 48-3 (neither of which will happen, of course, because I...

His brother Dylan, a former Wolverine quarterback, already transferred to Northern Colorado. Maybe Luke will finally get around to switching positions?

Weinrib is straddling the fence between the Pit of Dink on one side and the Meadow of Non Dink on the other.

Indeed. I'm surprised we didn't lose the QB who's fourth on the depth chart, as well as one of the linebackers. I guess we still could. A guy who looks up and figures that he's not going to play for the second year in a row is going to leave these days. Not a bad thing. That's why you look to...

Exactly like Jarvis Omersa. The difference being that Omersa didn't want to be here, and Daniels does.

At least he comes off the books quickly in a year. But I understand how extremely whelmed most people are by this addition.

I'm going to hope that this guy does an Andre Ingram impression - five minutes each half, a garbage bucket or two, takes a charge, gets a block, sets four picks every possession, and is a positive energy guy.

Including the famous sideline tackle in the 1954 Cotton Bowl:

Going to one away game this year and it's Iowa City. Now I'm feeling like a fool and an idiot.

You're definitely losing your edge in your pretend game. Be a little cagier, a little more insidious, a little less obvious. That's o.k., keep working on your craft. You'll get it someday!

Hey, I thought I'd give you an update because I know you're trembling in your house and peering out through the curtains in fear, and you seemed very concerned for my well being: I came back to the Cities this weekend. I took my mom to the Wolves game on Saturday. As I drove from her place in...

Who would have started this past season at Totino Grace - Athan or Kristoff Kowalkowski?

I'm sorry I can't find a nice way to say this, but... You sound like the high school girl who got cut from show choir auditions and then retreats sobbing to her bedroom while sending out bitter texts about how awful and demanding and demeaning the choir director is.

This thread shopped itself to all the other boards in town, pimping itself shamelessly, but found only one board to run it.

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

I'm afraid you'll have to be a lot more interesting and important in order to demand that people take the time and effort to convince you of something you're clearly not going to be convinced of. Until then, you're just not worth it.