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    Any word on delaying kickoff due to weather?

    Yeah, but there are no oars on a submarine....are there?
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    Any word on delaying kickoff due to weather?

    How do you row a submarine?
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    All Things Gophers 2024-25 Schedule Updates

    There are too many variables, some of which are unmeasurable, to determine the effect of each one on winning or losing.
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    Ben Johnson on Gophers at State Fair: 'I want our guys to view themselves as winners' (Video)

    That is why more wins due to a weak non-conference schedule has advantages.
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    The headline in the Friday newspaper will be?…

    Terrapins are Maryland! Minnesotan flunks Geography!
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    What grade would you give the 2024 Gophers basketball non-conference schedule?

    As I said before, this schedule is perfect for scouting the mid-major superstars we will be recruiting to join us by transferring through the portal next off-season.
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    Gophers fans, you have an 8 hour flight, you get to pick your seat, where are you sitting?

    Pilot seat!
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    All Things Gophers 2024-25 Schedule Updates

    Ideal schedule to scout mid-major superstars to recruit out of the portal during the next offseason!
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    Gophers football: New defense to have litmus test against North Carolina’s ‘electric’ tailback

    The UNC QB required Tommy John surgery at halftime.
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    College football preseason All-America teams: 50 of the best players to know in 2024

    Give me a big Pee for Paranoia!
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    SI: Predicting every B1G wins/losses 2024

    Iowa has been working the entire off-season on perfecting the FAKE FAIR CATCH!
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    Q&A: Get to Know Lincoln Meister and Max Sheridan

    Your wife didn't want you, but somebody has clean up shitty leftovers.
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    All Things 2024 Minnesota Timberwolves Off-Season Thread

    Thanks, I knew I would be slapping my own face when I got the answer.
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    All Things 2024 Minnesota Timberwolves Off-Season Thread

    I apologize if this is a stupid question, but it isn't my first and won't be my last so, WHO is FRP?
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    Shama: Former Gophers basketball player Jamal Abu-Shamala is the organizer of early Tuesday morning pickup games at Lifetime in St. Louis Park.

    "Lifetime in St.Louis Park" sounds like a prison sentence.
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    Video: Ben Johnson calls 2024-25 Gophers 'deepest team that I've had, not close'

    Take continuity to the bank and try to cash it!
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    Video: Ben Johnson calls 2024-25 Gophers 'deepest team that I've had, not close'

    Regardless, it is the deepest roster he has had BY FAR!
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    Video: Ben Johnson calls 2024-25 Gophers 'deepest team that I've had, not close'

    So, you are just asking them to be undefeated? That is a perfectly reasonable expectation....
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    Video: Ben Johnson calls 2024-25 Gophers 'deepest team that I've had, not close'

    Two pieces of good news: 1) "Deeper" should mean 9-, 10-, 11- man substitution rotations instead of 6-man or 7-man rotations like last year. 2) Betts emphasis could mean that our big-wing weakness has been solved by Kaydn Betts' development. Two pieces of VERY GOOD NEWS!
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    All Things Class of 2025 Gophers Basketball Recruiting Thread

    August 29... I hope it doesn't snow!



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