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Individual Shooting % is often dependant on how big a threat your teammates are and how much opposing teams are forced to defend them.

That is bullcrap! Asuma was already highly recruited in HS. If he wanted out of Minnesota, he would already be gone.

Good at entertaining posters who are covered with gopher shit!

Hire Gable Steveson for tougher defense!

NO KIDDING!, 48% 3pt% will work at any level! We should have warned him about Hurricane Milton heading for FAU! No chance of hurricanes in Dinkytown...

Don't have to change the offense. Just keep reminding the players of what they have been told to do in practice and meetings, but are failing to do during games.

Yeah, change from stagnant to constant motion! Watch the Golden State Warriors! That is actually that we did with Little Mitchell and Elijah Hawkins from last year on the ball while everyone else (off the ball) was in constant motion!

Simple solution! DEMAND THAT ALL PLAYERS OFF THE BALL KEEP MOVING! ONLY OFFENSIVE players WHO POSSESS THE BALL are allowed to slow down!

Put Gable Steveson on the basketball team to play tough defense!

Put all 16 players in the transfer portal tonight!

Who shit on the floor and threw white uniforms on it?

Do we have enough NIL money to fumigate the Barn?

Odekale did well his first four years when he was well coached!

For the second half, send in the Debate Team to negotiate an unconditional surrender!

The Gopher hockey team could outscore the basketball team 10-9!

Going to Joe Jost"s Tavern is still fun. A Sausage sandwich, a pickled egg, and a pitcher of beer is still the Breakfast of Champions!

Don't let your shrink talk you out of suicide if you have already decided.

If I pronounced that wrong, I apologize! I live in Long Beach, California and I have guessed right on Hispanic and Hawaiian names most of the time. But people are the final judge in (mis-) pronouncing their own names. That is why Sane24 is pronounced SAHN-AY two-four.

Could you refer the other Gopher-holers to YOUR SHRINK?!

We lose ten guys thru graduation and if we lose another five to the transfer portal, we can find a spot for him.