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Kyle Schwarber became a much better MLB hitter than I ever fathomed he’d become

We’ll be right behind you😉

Why watch🤷‍♂️?

I see you’re off your meds again

Was he a PG😉?

I only like the Mets because I live here and as a new person with semi self-respect I’d rather watch a highlight reel of Houston Jimenez than root for the Yankees. The Padres are my fantasy version of the Twins and I’ve always crushed on Manny Machado❤️. His elite baseball skillz and cockiness...

I’m going to tell your kid about your crappy Brewer Crush - your Hero days are numbered

Gambling Addiction, just like any other, will take you and twist you/your values:morals, like a frickin 🥨, until you’re a shallow imitation of who you once were: the house always wins😉

Quality always trumps quantity, Mr. Unlimited Pasta 🍚

I posted this before, but the Wolves had the second fewest tradition points last season; that’s one of the reasons why they coveted Rob and Shannon - elite athletes with speed who can score in the break. Furthermore, with the addition of Randle and Double Ds, we’re going to be playing a much...

The first ones on me 🥳 You’ll be slurping these up by the All Star Game -

Interesting info regarding the trade(via The Athletic) I bolded the parts which stood out to me - https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5814638/2024/10/03/timberwolves-contenders-trading-karl-anthony-towns/?source=user_shared_article Why do it days before training camp opened and not wait until...

You’re absolved, after you give me 10 Let’s Go Mets

Phanatic You’re A Dead Man. Mr. Met gonna kick you and your second rate East Coast city azz.

Mr. Alonso, please to introduce you to Mr. Cohen’s private 🏦 bank; please sit tight while we back it up to you. Ka Chingy for the 🐻‍❄️

Fun With The Purple, curtesy of Alec Lewis’ column today in The Athletic - Minnesota’s early-down dominance warrants mention, too, because the Vikings rank second in the NFL in success rate against rushes and third in yards allowed per rush. Only 10 times in NFL history has a team created a...

You’ve never been that cool, not even in your dreams🤠

Trevor McGill throwing a stellar 6 inning for the Brewers - reminded me so much of Trevor Richards 🤠

Cement 👟? 🤔

I wonder if I could take one step before getting caught