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  1. DarthGopher

    All Things Sports Taxes Thread

    And people dog pile engineers. As I tell my financially-oriented siblings, accountants are just numbers people who sucked at applied science and mechanics. They can calculate asset depreciation of a table saw down to the nickel, but you sure as hell don't want to let them use it unsupervised...
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    DL Xion Chapman commits to the Gophers

    Some guys are going to learn the hard way that the code to get into the facilities no longer works..... ;) At least it will help prepare them for life after football in the corporate real world.
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    DL Xion Chapman commits to the Gophers

    I choose to believe the coaches responsible for evaluating talent know what they are doing. Stats are one set of data, but not the only set of markers they consider.
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    ***OFFICIAL USC (MUSSELMAN BACK IN THE BARN) AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    I mean this is just basic officiating. It is a "set" play. It is like watching the play clock in football. If it hits 0 and the ball isn't snapped, it is a penalty. Likewise you simply make sure the shooter has not entered the lane until the ball hits the rim. If he does, lane violation. One of...
  5. DarthGopher

    Indiana a Team of Destiny?

    Cignetti is all business, and his team follows suit. Although I did see him crack a partial smile after the last touchdown run. Might have just been gas.
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    ***OFFICIAL USC (MUSSELMAN BACK IN THE BARN) AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Coaches can work on honing the skill. Effort is all on the player, and Groves is an overclocked CPU out there. Keep him cool and he'll bust some ass. :cool:
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    ***OFFICIAL USC (MUSSELMAN BACK IN THE BARN) AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    USC reminds me of seals at the zoo when they bring fish out. Barking and flopping around like crazy.
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    ***OFFICIAL USC (MUSSELMAN BACK IN THE BARN) AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    My god does USC whine. It's kind of embarrassing.
  9. DarthGopher

    Koi Perich Transfer Portal

    It has devolved into tax policy. Holy actual shit.
  10. DarthGopher

    My thoughts on the portal so far.

    If they deducted $100 for every time he was out of position from his 2025 NIL total to arrive at his 2026 offer, that would explain the drop in what he expected. :LOL: (with a small kernel of truth in there - not overpaying for mediocre to below average performance)
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    My thoughts on the portal so far.

    In a much larger size. And I bet he doesn't need a special half and half version just to get him to hopefully show up for the whole game.
  12. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL NATIONALLY RANKED IOWA AT MINNESOTA RIVALRY GAME IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    The only momentum Iowa had at the very end of the game was to the visitor locker room.
  13. DarthGopher

    Lehigh Safety Mikhai Smith commits to MN.

    We decided to pass on the Drama Tax. They made a sound financial decision imho.
  14. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL NATIONALLY RANKED IOWA AT MINNESOTA RIVALRY GAME IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Hey, the needle moved to 10% last game. Give him some runway!
  15. DarthGopher

    Koi Perich Transfer Portal

    Yeah, I hope people aren't misreading my takes as I want him gone. I'd love it if he stayed and returned to 2024 form, which was extremely high/elite level performance. But we have 1 year of elite, and 1 year of average to below average play. If I'm a business manager, I'm forecasting he levels...



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