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  1. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Antoine Winfield Jr. was named the Defensive MVP of the 2026 Pro Bowl Games 🏆👏

    That trophy is ass, or ... like something an ass would sit on.
  2. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Bobby April leaves Gopher staff after being hired few weeks ago

    Uh teacher, if you're going to keep this kinda humor up I'm going to need to drop this class ....
  3. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Bobby April leaves Gopher staff after being hired few weeks ago

    Just having a real off season would be huge... contracts you can trust, and so on.
  4. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    2026 Schedule: Quick Thoughts.

    Pre-season Heisman for whomever the Nebraska QB is for sure ;)
  5. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    2026 Schedule: Quick Thoughts.

    Dehydration, always a concern.
  6. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    2026 Schedule: Quick Thoughts.

    I'm going to be curious what the Washington road contingent looks like. Seems like it could be a good Gopher turnout. Very easy trip to make, Seattle is great, feels like the Midwest, gorgeous university.
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    2026 Schedule: Quick Thoughts.

    Yeah this is a pretty good layout of no huge breaks, and not too many games in a row. Unless you travel for Washington like I plan to .... and in that case .... we're boned.
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    2026 Schedule: Quick Thoughts.

    I'd love to swap Penn State and Washington if I had a choice.
  9. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    2026 Schedule: Quick Thoughts.

    If I travel for Washignton that's gonna be like ... 5 weeks in a row of football. Now I like football but the gophers had that one year and god damn I was happy to have some time back when it ended ;)
  10. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Shedeur Sanders’ Slide in NFL Draft Cost Him $44 Million

    It's very strange how often sports and talks my attorney has with me "too may times" intersect ...
  11. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Shedeur Sanders’ Slide in NFL Draft Cost Him $44 Million

    My agent fired me and told me to stop calling:(
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    Shedeur Sanders’ Slide in NFL Draft Cost Him $44 Million

    “I dunno man I was going to wash my hair that day…” -Max
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    Shedeur Sanders’ Slide in NFL Draft Cost Him $44 Million

    I didn’t even know the pro bowl was an event … still.
  14. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Three Gophers in the Super Bowl

    A Gopher has played in every Super Bowl Except for those they did not
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    Shedeur Sanders’ Slide in NFL Draft Cost Him $44 Million

    RETIRE HIS NUMBER, AGAIN! HANG THE BANNER!
  16. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    2026 12 Team CFP

    Poor Notre Dame needs accommodations…
  17. A_Slab_of_Bacon

    Did Gophers Football Get Better This Offseason? A Full Grade Breakdown

    Nice to see a good grade. Granted when PJ was hired he was lower down in the rankings of "good" coaching hires ... behind some home run type hires like Scott Frost ... You never know.



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