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I’m working very hard to fight off PTSD from our last big second half lead at Northwestern. Thinking only positive thoughts!

Throw = TD

Throwing the ball all over the field at the end of the first half, then come back with classic PJ ball with 3 straight runs.

That was a big league drive right there, kids.

How’s THAT for an un-Gopher like play call?

Not much of a field view up there, but lots of alcohol, so both may help.

Those are just one degree of separation from the Wacker-era atrocities.

Meh, it’s an historic venue (yes, even for football) and the only time we’ll ever play there, so why not have a little fun with it.

That’s what I thought too. I hope he doesn’t have to have major hip surgery, that’ll be tough to come back from as a basketball player.

No, not even close. Oregon’s a top 3 team in the conference. We were rightly blown out last night, just as we were by Ohio State and we would be by Indiana had they been on our schedule.

We scored half of the 6 first quarter points Ohio State has allowed all season. Unfortunately we didn’t score anything else over the final 55 minutes of that game.

Hang the banner!

Am I allowed to complain if we also lose our next two to Northwestern and Wisconsin? Wouldn’t that be analogous to Wolverhampton losing to Fulham and Crystal Palace?

“Violence” is what fans are committing after having to watch this defense.

I’m that guy who continually puts his hand on the hot stove then is surprised when I get burned. That’s the best analogy I have for being a fan of Gophers football. It just really never changes. We’ll never be good enough to be one of the big dogs, and our best just gets us in the middle. The...

My son’s best friend who he’s played baseball with since they were 8 is now playing at Iowa. They’re not dropping baseball.

67. Anyone under age 15 will find that funny.

Gopher football is so damn depressing.

He held again on that failed 3rd down pass. You could literally call holding or PI on the guy for every pass. He’s a really lazy defender.

4 on Oregon is a serial holder. Dude clutches and grabs on every play.