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  1. Texan Gopher

    Describe the Gophers loss to Iowa in 1 sentence

    I have never been anally raped in prison but this is what it must feel like.
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    This is a fireable offense

    Uhhh... Their money comes from one guy and that one guy happens to own the largest athletic clothing and footwear company in the world
  3. Texan Gopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    We can't. Our offensive line is horrendous with pass blocking. Anytime the defense does any kind of twist or stunt, the pass rush destroys us.
  4. Texan Gopher

    This is a fireable offense

    Have you seen what our University provides the football team? It's a liberal state and a liberal University. The NIL money is absolutely nothing. Minnesota football will never be at the level we want it to be due to the surroundings. That said, we can at least be a team that consistently wins 8...
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    This is a fireable offense

    He hasn't fired his coordinators except for one. They have been taken away because they've done well. The problem is, with his two new hires, they suck. I mean they suck really bad. If he doesn't change them, he will get fired in 2 or 3 years.
  6. Texan Gopher

    This is a fireable offense

    Pj should not be fired. He has been great for us. That being said, his offensive coordinator and his defensive coordinator should be on the hot seat. We have one of the least creative offenses and yet one of the most predictable soft coverage defenses in all of college football We will beat...
  7. Texan Gopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Huh. Then you might have a memory issue. In the last 9 years we have had 5 years that are better than any one year outside of the 10-win year under Mason. And PS, PJ has an 11:00 when year on his tenure
  8. Texan Gopher

    We stink.

    We don't stink. We are just average. Our offense is the biggest problem as it has no identity and the coaching is leaving a lot to be desired. Our defense is still a problem. We have a terrible gap control against the run and on third down and anything longer than 5 yd. we only rush three...
  9. Texan Gopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Because their quarterback made the wrong throw. Even the announcers said the same thing. Why are we rushing three when last week we had nine sacks doing the opposite. We blitzed. We ran stunts. We ran different coverages. I don't f****** understand how stupid our defensive coordinator can be.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    This is going to turn into a gang rape. We'll be lucky to lose by less than 30
  11. Texan Gopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Will one of our f****** sports writers actually ask this question in the press conference at the end of the game. It has been the death wish of us this entire year.
  12. Texan Gopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA, FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    I am so f****** done with this defensive coordinator. Every time it's third down and longer than 8 yd to go we only rush three. It is the death wish. So f****** stupid
  13. Texan Gopher

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    Week 8 Other Games Thread

    What is northwestern doing on defense that we did not do against Purdue? I'm still so confused as to how that game against Purdue was so close.
  15. Texan Gopher

    Vote on your favorite play from Nebraska Game

    Kingsbury was electric last night. That sack was a highlight he should cherish for the rest of his life.
  16. Texan Gopher

    Week 8 Other Games Thread

    Exactly. I can't believe we stormed the field last night. SMH
  17. Texan Gopher

    Ryan Burns was right

    I honestly wasn't paying attention. Did we start an OL group that we hadn't before this game ? They looked really good last night.
  18. Texan Gopher

    Who is your Gophers MVP in the DOMINANT win over Nebraska?

    I chose other. The defensive coordinator deserves so much credit for that game plan. You could not have put our players on the field in better positions based on what Nebraska was calling on offense.



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