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    NDSU goes down

    Who is worthy of more derision? The idiot voter that gave them votes in the AP poll? Or their idiot fans reacting to that, who said they were better than any of the B1G teams not named tOSU, Oregon, or Indiana. They’re not even better than Illinois . . . State!!! So delusional and so...
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    Official 2025 Conference Championship Weekend thread

    Fear the Owls. C-USA Champions: Kennesaw State.
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    Defensive Line Coach let go

    Any changes that demonstrate the staff’s critical self-assessment, address improving on defense, and not standing pat, I view as needed, welcome, and hopeful that change is positive and works!
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    Gophers 2025 Movement Roster Thread - Transfers, Bowl Opt-Outs, Etc.

    Yeah, sucks so bad he only made 2nd team All Big Ten.
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    2025-26 College Football Coach Fired/Hired Thread

    Not only can he coach, but like a subset of other coaches, he’s a fun guy.
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    2025-26 College Football Coach Fired/Hired Thread

    Well, this news about Sitake mushroomed quickly.
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    BT offense & defense stats

    The story is really this, for all 18 teams, in 2025: A. Minnesota was the least penalized team in the B1G, and, B. Minnesota was #2 in turnover margin. Maybe the ball really is the program.
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    Shama: Keeping QB Drake Lindsey in 2026: Job 1 for Fleck, Gophers

    Not just you. Typical negativity from the Eeyore segment that uses it as a prophylactic or analgesic to treat any perceived, or actual, bad event that may - but more often does not - happen. At once predictable and exhausting.
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    Brady Palmer commits

    Secret biological grandson of Laura Palmer? 😂 I’ll look for a new beverage offering at HBS, “give me a Brady Palmer, please.” 1/2 GB Nordeast, 1/2 Surly Furious.
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    Field goals

    Might as well just go Dan Campbell on the bit going forward.
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    Is Emmett Johnson biggest miss ever

    We’ve got and had a few players that were “missed” in their areas.
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    Is Emmett Johnson biggest miss ever

    Pump those brakes, his last name is Johnson - not Smith.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS STANFORD THANKSGIVING TOURNAMENT IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Seems odd/incongruous watching our boys, coming out of commercial, and hearing the CBS hoops tournament music playing. Reminder of just how long it’s been. 😳
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    The Law of the Unknown Trajectory

    This. Hard to underestimate how impactful that mistake was. Would have been 3rd and 21, with a stopped clock. I cited this very play to our group of friends we breakfasted w/ this morning (we all were at Wrigley yesterday). I also said it was doubly depressing/maddening as it was committed...
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    Priorities for next year? (Christmas wish list)

    I’d add: Athletic/pass catching threat TE. Way down the list as . . . Nothing matters more than OL, DL, and secondary, however. I’d say new kicker, but we already have him on the roster.
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    Gopher uniforms @Northwestern (Wrigley)

    Have you been in any work team meetings in the past 10 years?!? Need “special days/events” (i.e. donut day, pizza day, etc., etc.) seemingly every week to keep the staff “engaged”, “motivated”, “invested”. So very different than when I started - not saying it’s bad (though I neither care one...
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    Tre Berry Has Left Program

    One of the current sparkling water flavors in my fridge.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT OREGON PRIME TIME UNDER THE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Unless, and until, we get better - and tougher - in the trenches, and on both sides of the LOS, you are seeing reality.



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