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  1. DarthGopher

    Gophers 2025 Movement Roster Thread - Transfers, Bowl Opt-Outs, Etc.

    Was that before or after he single-handedly blew the California game?
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    Describe the Gophers win over wisconsin in 1 sentence

    A snow globe filled with pure joy.
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    Poll: What’s PJ Fleck’s 1st Stupid Decision Today in game vs Wisky.

    Let the freshman kick. There is no point trotting Frank Fiftypercent out there to shank kicks longer than an extra point.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS SANTA CLARA THIRD-PLACE IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    1,000%. The guy I sit next to at football games leaned over to me earlier this year and said PJ is probably the best we can do. I just looked at him and said bluntly, "I don't buy that bullshit." I'm tired of the fatalistic attitude. It is possible to be BOTH academically AND athletically top...
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS SANTA CLARA THIRD-PLACE IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Did someone in Missouri put a hex on this team at halftime? They've fallen apart so bad it looks like witchcraft.
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    Rumor from CBS that Dylan Riola may jump Nebraska

    He will go to Texas Tech, and his metamorphosis will be complete.
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    Hutchinson JUCO safety MJ Graham committs

    He doesn't even understand where he is going. Wouldn't be shocked if he decommits from there, too in a month.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS STANFORD THANKSGIVING TOURNAMENT IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Reynolds had 6 points and 6 turnovers. Not good when the guy running point is in spaz mode. It would be nice if Asuma could step up and not disappear for long stretches. May have to check the Rec Center pick-up games on Monday and see if there are any guys that could play point guard reasonably...
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    Danny Collins

    When you put it that way......holy crap.
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    UAB says football player arrested after stabbing two teammates

    The Gophers have some issues, but fortunately attempted murder isn't one of them.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS SAN FRANCISCO IN SOUTH DAKOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    I'll bite in a nod to @Spaulding!No! Thorson!!!!
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    Danny Collins

    As I said in another thread or post, Collins appears to be guessing and reaching, and the defense is discombobulated because he is discombobulated. P4 is not the place for a greenhorn to cut his teeth being a DC. This is 100% on the guy who put him there - Fleck. I've asked this before - does...
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS SAN FRANCISCO IN SOUTH DAKOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Asuma really only has 2 points? Kid just goes missing for long stretches.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS SAN FRANCISCO IN SOUTH DAKOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    What the hell is the problem with shooting free throws? It's not difficult.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT NORTHWESTERN WRIGLEY FIELD IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    The problem with marginally intelligent people is once you start to tax the system, the CPU overheats and their brains blue screen.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT NORTHWESTERN WRIGLEY FIELD IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    That is lack of focus from a team that is rattled and coming apart.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT NORTHWESTERN WRIGLEY FIELD IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    11 of them. Can't you see us getting repeatedly kicked in the sack? :ROFLMAO:
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT NORTHWESTERN WRIGLEY FIELD IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    This is what happens when your squad is trying desperately to make something happen and the brains shut down. Out of control, undisciplined and completely unraveling. It mirrors their leader, the DC.



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