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  1. GopherRock

    Bobby Knight famous for both victories and outbursts, dies at 83

    No one, but no one, could throw a folding chair like him
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?!…

    VIKINGS TANK JOB BEGINS TODAY IN ATLANTA TAYLOR SWIFT SPOTTED ON BUENOS AIRES PATIO SINGING "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA" Fat Bert no longer road block
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    Dabo is a bit crabby

    I also love that Clemson is sliding back into the mediocrity morass from whence they came.
  4. GopherRock

    Weather for MSU

    I've seen it in person. For the Dilly Bar Dan game, all the 4 and 5 star recruits on the Ohio State sideline were playing at half to 3/4 speed the entire game. It was clear they didn't want to be there.
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    Demry Croft

    Demry Croft's departure was addition by subtraction.
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    Where else to stop on the way to a Minnesota-Iowa football game but … Floyd!

    I thought they were talking about the actual final resting place of Floyd of Rosedale, which is well off the beaten path in southern Fillmore County.
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    2023 MN High School Football season

    1956 Minnesota HS Basketball Districts This list shows all MSHSL member schools that played basketball in 1956. And while it doesn't include the private schools (they wouldn't join until the 70s), Centennial, or St Michael-Albertville, a cursory look at the listings rather dramatically shows...
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    2023 MN High School Football season

    Annandale didn't win a game all 4 years I was in HS.
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    Twins/Vikings/Wild/Wolves Championship appearance drought tracker

    The Twins WC series win is only the 3rd playoff round advanced by a Minnesota team not named the Lynx or Vikings since the Wolves' 2004 WCF.
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    Sun Country Airlines Named Official Airline of Gopher Athletics

    That means the seat pitch of all seats is being cut in half
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    All Things 2023 Minnesota Vikings In-Season Thread

    Can you trade injured players? JJ might actually get a practice football in a trade.
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    Tanner Morgan signed by the Vikings

    The trade price for Kirk Cousins must be down to 2 custard-filled long johns.
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

    VIKINGS BEGIN PLAYOFF PUSH BY HOSTING CHIEFS, TAYLOR SWIFT RUMORED TO BE COMING TO GAME TAYLOR SWIFT HISTORY IN THE TWIN CITIES + VIKINGS INCOMPETENCE, 128 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT Ticket King reports highest ever prices for regular season game. JUG RUNS...
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    Is This the Season PJ Fleck Beats Iowa?

    Only if the kicking game gets their act together. That's two games in a row with a bone headed mistake. Pull that stuff against Iowa and they'll make the Gophers pay dearly.
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    2023 MN High School Football season

    What you just described is how things are. Everyone plays 9 games, and half advance after the 9th game.
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

    VIKINGS CAUSE BUTTER SHORTAGE USDA INVESTIGATION FIND VIKINGS WR, RB ROOMS USING BUTTER TO BUILD FINGERS AND CAUSE FUMBLES KOC DOWN TO 9:1 FOR FIRST COACH FIRED VIKINGS IN DISCUSSIONS WITH ANONYMOUS AFC TEAM FOR KIRK COUSINS TRADE, RUMORED PRICE 6 CHOCOLATE DONUTS 64 PAGE SPECIAL COVERAGE OF...
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    PJ is Glen Mason

    Also, a Glen Mason team wouldn't have choked away that game by melting down in the 4th. They would have gotten smoked 42-7.
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    Gophers' Ben Johnson hopes students bring energy again to the Barn

    This sort of desperation in the fall of 2004 was the origin of the Barnyard.



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