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    ***OFFICIAL RHODE ISLAND AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Redding should have been removed from any return responsibilities a long time ago. Just abysmal return ability.
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    Week 1 Big Ten Power Rankings

    Egad man setting off fireworks and playing the rouser after sucking all the air out of the season is such a Gophers move. God why does this program suck so hard. Jiminy man that game was garbage.
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    Dual thread QB

    Exactly this. Respect the guy for following through on Kill’s terrible game plans, and for his commitment to the U. Terrible YPC v B1G competition, terrible combine 40 time - not fast or elusive. Hope he has a wonderful life moving forward.
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    Predict the Score Thread: Rhode Island at Minnesota

    MN - 30 RI - 10 MN rushes 40-45 times, passes less than 15.
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    Dual thread QB

    Mitch was zero-threat.
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    Dual thread QB

    Don’t care about dual-threat until single-threat threshold is met - have to be able to go out and throw for 250-300 yards against B1G level competition when needed. If you can run in addition to doing that cool.
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    The reason we lost

    We lost because we saw the version of football we should always expect from the Gophers. Just a classic deflating and disheartening performance.
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    Scoggins: Not a lot to get excited about over ‘new’ Gophers offense

    Not only did they suck - they were forcing an offensive philosophy that clearly doesn’t work and is eye-gouging to watch. I read it somewhere else and will try to paraphrase here. The B1G west is painful and has been horrendous forever. But most teams are like a drunken good time with a...
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    The inability to throw downfield

    Have to be able to throw the ball. Disgusting product to watch and one that leads to losses if you can’t. Way more important than rushing. Why would any legit WR want to come to MN? What has this program shown in terms of highlighting WR talent? But that isn’t the biggest issue - biggest...
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    Why are we surprised?

    Finding ways to lose is not a year after year thing - it’s decade after decade. This is a poverty program of the highest order. Those thinking some of the in-game bounces were 50-50 we just didn’t get don’t understand Gopher FB math. Those bounces are always 95-5 against helping us. It’s...
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    ***OFFICIAL NORTH CAROLINA AT MINNESOTA 2024 SEASON OPENER IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Pathetic. More Gophers program. Seems to be baked into the marrow. Completely helpless on offense - full on buffoonery. Not fun to watch and no reason for optimism. Pathetic.
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    Jah Joyner vows to end Gophers' double-digit sack drought

    Insane how bad our pass rush has been for so long. Hopefully Jah can hit that number this year!
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    CBS: Winners and losers from college basketball's 2024 transfer portal cycle (Loser: Minnesota gets wiped out)

    Or even just competence. It was transparently a bad hire at the time it was made and we were told to have patience. Now it is years later and the team is in an as bad or worse place then when the coach took over, partly due to coaching decisions. Don't hire a dude for a legit P5 job that has a...
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    Season 4 of The Comparable 4 will return Dec. 1, 2024 (about a month into next season)

    Ok then we’re all agreed it’s settled and the dude needs to go? I mean it’s cute to be dismissive as if we’re all hive-minding all these threads but I was under the impression this guy had sincere advocates. As said before, I don’t know the X’s and O’s for basketball well enough to be an...
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    Season 4 of The Comparable 4 will return Dec. 1, 2024 (about a month into next season)

    I don’t really follow Gophs BBall as closely as football but always tune in when I can. Why is there any discussion of whether Ben Johnson is a competent coach if these are real numbers - 19-51 vs. Power 6 (27.1%), no NCAA appearances? This is clown show stuff. What are the other P6...
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    I’m Proud of Our Team

    Wild that Gophs fans are being coached to have more patience.
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    Simoni Lawrence retires from CFL after 11 year career

    Dude was very fast as an LB. Always rooted for him and glad he found success up north.
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    I’m Proud of Our Team

    I mean I get it but this is the aw shucks nice hustle cloud that has hung over this program for a long time while we still find ways to lose. Lose to Purdue - I don’t care. But then if this type of game is indicative of something, we should get at least occasional wins over teams like IA and WI...
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    Gophers 2024 Season Preview Using Sagarin 2023 Year-End Data

    West was historically bad even for West standards. Nothing in Gophers history indicates we should expect to get surprise wins but lots indicates we should expect to get surprise losses. Still have to hope.
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    Ben Johnson is a Disaster

    This program is full of woulda coulda shouldas to their core. Win the game for a change and this has value. Stop being the little brother in every interaction.



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