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The defense carried the water in an unexpectedly dominant win.

Dude, you're harshin my vibe. Besides, the Univeristy of Cincinnati? That's like the University of Brooklyn Park.

Minnesota is 5-2 (3-1) and has beaten a ranked team. Nebraska is 5-2 (2-2) and has not beaten a ranked team. Which program is a joke?

I know you're being funny, and I am smiling. But imagine a defense sacking the opposing QB nine times and absolutely dominating the opponent, and with that advantage, the offense only manages 24 points. Oh yeah, you don't have to imagine it.

An A for the defense and a C for the offense averages to a B.

Isn't Fleck scheduled to receive $7 million this year? Not too shabby.

Last call, time to give your gift! 1. Click the link below. 2. Click on the yellow "donate" button 3. Submit your CC info We're only at $13,500. Time to pony up for the sake of giving, but also for state pride. https://www.brokenchairtrophy.com/

No idea what this is referring to. Can you elaborate?

I like Pat. I have a lot of happy memories of Saturday Morning Sports Talk.

I believe that if you don't poop when you can, you might not be able when you want to. That reminds me a lot of Nebraska.

Minnesota: 31 Nebbish: 18 Darius Taylor runs for 175 yards and two TDs. Nebraska makes six out of seven FG attempts. Matt Rhule sucker punches Fleck after the game.

Fleck needs to win one to be as good as Murray Warmath.

I made my contribution. Have you made yours? Don't worry if it's a small one - $20, $50, or $100 per person sure adds up. As of now, Husker fans are at $20,565 and Gopher fans are at a mere $12,433. Those clods aren't more generous than we are, are they?

Oh boy. Can we save the worship for after the first national championship?

Minnesota wins two out of three against Michigan State, Northwestern, and Wisconsin. Minnesota wins one out of two against Nebraska and Iowa. I count three more wins, which makes a moderately disappointing season. The O-line and the corners need to get much better.

I had the page up on my screen today, and my wallet in my hand, but I couldn't tell what I'd be donating to. So I put my wallet back in my pocket. Did you figure it out? I don't want my money going to buy more rabbits for the torture lab, or abortions for supermodels, or pizza parties for...

Dad was alright. The kid must be pretty sharp, based on performance. Does he have an offer?

Sloppy and inept, saved by ridiculous luck.

That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me today.

Why the heck not. Gophers 20, The OSUs 15.