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Massey is merely a composite, no?

I like pork and corn on the cob.

Northwestern has a pulse.

2025 is better than 1983 in some ways. This is one of them.

Majestic Golden Gophers: 16 Iowa Hogeyes: 10 The Gophers have 200+ yards rushing and 200+ yards passing. The Ioways actually outgain Minnesota, but have at least three turnovers. The black and yellow storm the field and tear down the goalposts because they're just dumb. Thankfully, Kinnick...

Comparing the descriptions of Minnesota's performance with that of Meatchicken's performance is comical. Minnesota beats a ranked 5-1 team 24-6, and it's "convincing but ugly." The Smithereens beat an unranked 5-1 team 24-7, and "everything is working."

Further: Franklin wins more at Nebraska than Rhule ever would.

I would like to point out that I made the most amazingly accurate prediction ever. I predicted the Gophers would win by 13, and they won by 18. It's practically the same thing. I predicted that all of Nebraska's points would come by field goal, and I was 100% right. I predicted that Darius...

Hey Talon! Welcome back! Always nice to see you on the board.

Okay, friend. I promise not to have any more opinions if you do, too.

That's awesome!

Whoah

Sure, let em. You don't see me saying that it should be prohibited.

I think you're being awfully sensitive, ForgotMurray. I'm just saying it's time for Gopher fans to up our game. It's certainly time to up yours.

No, I get it. I remember '83, '89, '90, etc. And beating Nebraska gives me a great feeling. Furthermore, I think I yell louder than anyone when we beat Northwestern or Purdue. But running onto the field, I think is reserved for momentous occasions - beating top 5 team, breaking a losing...

Hey, that's hurtful, DeadMurray.

I look forward to a day when we don't feel compelled to storm the field after beating a mediocre team.

Honey butter on toasted bread. In fact that's his nickname on the team: Honey Butter. Honest, would I lie?

The Darius Taylor 71 yard run. It was important because of the Gophers' inability to run the last two weeks, and it was funny because Taylor (who I love) got chased down from waaaay back.

Make a prediction. It can be for today, next week, or any time in the future. The future: that is the key, because you can't predict the past. You just can't. I'll go first: If Wisconsin gets shut out by Ohio State today, Luke Fickell is fired.