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I feel like Minnesota fans have to be more acquainted with timeouts in the first 180 seconds of a game than other fanbases.

Love the chrome gold helmets.

Don't those clowns know that only Wisconsin is allowed to play Jump Around?

Glad to have Beth back after Peter Parsnip and Tommy Olson, but what happened to Joey Galloway? There's no "Beth Mowins", it's gotta be "Beth Mowins and Joey Galloway"

Athan Kaliakmanis changes the narrative today. Realigns his fate. Suddenly, he's the consensus first rounder. Opa, row the boat, go gophers.

Haven't beat a ranked team on the road since, what? The Eisenhower administration? Yes, it's an upset.

You didn't order the metallic pea?

People talkin' about Tommy Olson but I tell ya I'd never heard of Bloomin' Onion before tonight. Where's Beth Mowens and Joey Galloway?

Went up his butt.

bummer that the INT will go on Athan's stat sheet, they need a stat like "passed ball" for WRs

He seems a little too excited to be there. In all the two shots he's just grinning like a goofball. But I mean, I'm sure he's probably keyed up to get a national broadcast. No one is good on their first day.

When was the last time the gophers recorded a safety? I feel like I'd remember that and I can't.

Way I see it, we gotta get ourselves a third running back named Polk and a fourth named Pierce.

PJ is a cerebral assassin, playing 4-d chess, keeping the playbook closed, lulling the big 10 into a false sense of security.

Well Eastern Michigan is a quality ball club. Y'know the year we won the Outback bowl we barely beat South Dakota State in the opener.

That's the quarter blood technique. It's where you score a touchdown while draining a quarter of the game.

We've had Purdue's goat of late for sure, 4 in a row and 8 of the last 9, but I feel like they've surprised us in the past and I'm sure they're probably angry and tired of losing. Don't know that this counts for much though. I have to imagine we have a better record against Purdue in the last...

So you're telling me there's a chance?

No doubt the conversation tomorrow will be that Mich St. was overrated and we still haven't played anyone.

Hey buddy