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How is it Baylor's green and gold looks nice, but the moldy fuckers called green bay look like shit?

Handshake was the most disappointing part of the whole bowl season. I wanted blood damn it. Tridents and shit!

After Beamer bitch slaps Fatboy after the game, the tsunami will be felt across the globe

Cheezit Boy better grab his ass and pray.

Another illannoyz injury. Let's see the soap opera after this

Are those Illinois' version of cheese heads? Cheezit heads. Better than zit cheese I guess.

I believe you're right. He looked to be telling them we can't do that.

Ex SEC coach. Fits right in with the trailer trash. Agreeing with you.

Little bit of F bombs from the Beamster across the field.

I don't think bulimias hands have the flexibility to form a fist. But he can grab a half a cow and go to town.

Diggin the cheddar z dude a little. Need a cage match between him and a Pop tart

Blart is such a bitch

3. Burp counts as 2.

I forgot. I got knocked down too many times.

"What's your name?" "Mike Brown. Ask me again I'll knock ya down."

If only I was that creative.....

Doesn't everyone?

Jabroni.

This one time I was walking around wearing nothing but a garbage can lid and ended up in something called The Blue Oyster Bar... Wait. What?

Up and Under Bar in Point Richmond. Cool little town that doesn't belong in that area. Not a gopher bar, but they'll put on whatever you want. Chevron oil money so it's safe, but don't stray too far and get into actual Richmond.