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  1. GopherRock

    2023 MN High School Football season

    What you just described is how things are. Everyone plays 9 games, and half advance after the 9th game.
  2. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

    VIKINGS CAUSE BUTTER SHORTAGE USDA INVESTIGATION FIND VIKINGS WR, RB ROOMS USING BUTTER TO BUILD FINGERS AND CAUSE FUMBLES KOC DOWN TO 9:1 FOR FIRST COACH FIRED VIKINGS IN DISCUSSIONS WITH ANONYMOUS AFC TEAM FOR KIRK COUSINS TRADE, RUMORED PRICE 6 CHOCOLATE DONUTS 64 PAGE SPECIAL COVERAGE OF...
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    PJ is Glen Mason

    Also, a Glen Mason team wouldn't have choked away that game by melting down in the 4th. They would have gotten smoked 42-7.
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    Gophers' Ben Johnson hopes students bring energy again to the Barn

    This sort of desperation in the fall of 2004 was the origin of the Barnyard.
  5. GopherRock

    2023 MN High School Football season

    Isn't the duly expanded Shakopee HS up to over 700 kids in a graduating class? That is a district whose voters decided to double the size of their already-large high school instead of building a second building.
  6. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

    128 PAGE SPECIAL VIKINGS PREVIEW!!! VIKINGS TAKE ON CHARGERS IN MUST WIN GAME FOR BOTH TEAMS!!! RUMORS SUGGEST KIRK COUSINS TRADE VALUE IS TWO PRACTICE FOOTBALLS, NFC TEAMS PUBLICLY BALKING AT EXORBIANT PRICE The Gopher game at Northwestern ended after press time. For more information, go to...
  7. GopherRock

    Fleck: interesting facts about Kaliakmanis

    When I saw the thread title, I was expecting this:
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    On the plus side, UNC fans are the nicest ever

    Per Wikipedia, the first home opener on the Thursday before Labor Day was in 2013, a 51-23 shredding of UNLV. The Gophers have been at home Thursday before Labor Day ever since. I, for one, love it. The following week was the game in which Danny's Casa de Autos gained it's notoriety in our fanbase.
  9. GopherRock

    All Things 2023 Minnesota Vikings In-Season Thread

    If someone wants to give a first rounder for Cousins, that's a great deal. Trade anyone that will fetch anything in return. Clean the house.
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    Tommy Olson in the booth for BTN

    That's a good thing.
  11. GopherRock

    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

    AARON RODGERS BLOWN ACHILLES TENDON COVERAGE: 64 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION
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    Prediction for Michigan game time?

    This is the best unclaimed game on the docket. I would be shocked if it was NOT the Big Noon (11:00 AM) game on FOX.
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    I want to see Cole Kramer

    No, but the intensity seems unique to Minnesota. Every Vikings team of the last 30 years, including the one with Randall Cunningham tossing TDs to Moss, had a large, vocal, and influential contingent in the Twin Cities calling for the backup QB. Granted, I've been part of this club in the...
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    I want to see Cole Kramer

    Typical Minnesota fan. The backup quarterback is the most popular player in town.
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    Arrivals of West Coast schools could cause Big Ten to depart from its traditional smashmouth style

    I In 2007, I watched an Oregon team with Dennis Dixon and Jonathan Taylor run the most devastating play fakes I've ever seen at any level of football in a sideways downpour at Husky Stadium in Seattle. The spread can work just fine in foul weather with the right trigger man.
  16. GopherRock

    2023 MN High School Football season

    Yup, so named because the town was built by the Duluth, Missabe and Northern Railroad next to their marshalling yard.
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    The headline in the Sunday paper will read?!…

    TAMPA BAY BUCS IN TOWN TO RENEW FORMER NFC CENTRAL RIVALRY!!!! 64 PAGE SPECIAL VIKINGS PREVIEW!!!! NFC PREVIEW SPECTACULAR!!! 64 PAGE SPECIAL SECTION!!! Gophers dispose of something called Eastern Michigan



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